Crouchie's Lawyer

Now Im not one for using toilets Im unfamiliar with, however, if you have to go, you have to go. But, even with toilets I use regularly, I still have a near on OCD habbit of taking toilet roll and wiping the seat completely. I hate the thought of sitting my ass where someone else has had their naked ass. Also serves well to 'nest' the loo to avoid splashback. I know glue is normally not coloured, however, did he not see the greasy seat?!

Shut up Crouchie

Is it me, or whenever Jilleh picks up on someone's post and tries to correct it, she normally always makes a mistake in her own post. Ironic eh?

15 minutes left to vote, after which, could a kind mod please change his avatar to the winning one. ta

Thats the way I juntie (thats new for Like) it. I like to keep things fresh. Im a trend setter. In the words of Stu, you wish you were me.

Endeda bit weird. I like the bit where he rubs his face one the floor when he does a whoopsie

Its a new word. HTH

I like the hippocrab

Yet your tedious 'lets bash Shane and Pancake' threads are fun to read yes?

Now give me your sort code and bank account details with all security information

F*ck me, you wont be able to sit down all night! Do you have replacement batteries for your door bell too?

My best kind of egg would be a fried egg with a runny yolk. That is all

Nope, negative equity is when you own a property with a mortgage which exceeds the value of the property. For this to be the case, my house would have to be worth less than 135k. Luckily, even with the house price falls, I think its still safely worth £175-180k

Is there any Kylie or Britney Spears songs in there?

Yup. Hazarding a guess, I would say he has a mortgage in the region of £170k, maybe Interest Only on a rate in the region of 4.60% - 4.80%. My mortgage is £135k, 4.89% repayment and the fixed rate comes to its end at the end of Nov. Im moving to a tracker rate .89% above BOE as when rates fall next year to between 3 and 3.5% as they are predicted to, I will fix it for a lengthy period then. I just feel sorry for those whose rates ended around May - Aug time. Best fixed rates without £stupid set up fee's were about 6%! A lot of people fixed it for a long time thinking economic instability would push rates right up.

They shouldnt even be on the roads. If they dont know how to drive properly then the f*cking morons shouldnt be driving. I f*cking hate people that pull out onto roundabouts where there is a queue on the roundabout, thus blocking the exit they are sat infront of. People who do it at traffic lights too, thinking they will edge out just as the light is about to turn red and sit smack bang in the middle of the way!

I completely agree with this, however they didnt and consequently it was aired. What I dont agree with is the thousands of lemmings who have taken it upon themselves to try to get these two sacked. I wonder how many of those people who complained have not made a mistake at work which they regret?!

I havent got a clue what GIMP is? Aside from some fella dressed up in tight leather costume! So dont know. Resizing the picture in Paint is easy. You just select the picture and drag it smaller or bigger

Alternatively, check out these... Muglets, very fun to take pics of mates, work colleagues etc and put their face on one of these! http://b.muglets.com/VPC5-B I have done a halloween themed Lowe one

This is the best your going to get really, as I mentioned above, its difficult to get a cartoon mixed with a real picture to look very good. However... Here is one Mr Lowe as a Fairy

Meh, play the game WSS, play the game. Looks like it may well be the two gheys Bates!

Hmm, to do it on a cartoon would be very difficult as the faces of the pictures will be real and wouldnt blend in with the cartoon

Cheers Pancake, appreciated

11) Hard rain ole USA?

3) Hey Gail If there is even such a song?