Crouchie's Lawyer

Yesh this is correct. If its real (there are doubts) then its not as shocking as seeing someone beheaded or animals inhumanely killed, but its no easy watching tv program for sure!

Think I can safely cross Peru off of the list of countries to go to!

Ill give you a clue, it involves two members of the opposite sex and something one would drink from

Im not sure mine is working right either, fancy trying mine?

The link you posted was apparently virus ridden. S13 and Pancake both got warnings about Viruses. I did not get such warnings, meaning my spyware / virus checker is probably gash. Cheers for that, I opened it so probably have AIDS now

Either the one we shall not speak of (ask Stevo) or There is one where a bloke goes into a police interview and asks for some water, when the policeperson goes out of the interview room to get the water, he pulls a gun and shoots himself in the head, blood and brains all over the wall. It was all caught on the CCTV in the interview room, although I dont know how real it was. I dont like any ones with animals being killed either.

I wish I was a kid again. Knowing what I know now, I would have so much fun with exam test papers like the one above. Just trying to write funny sh*t to make the teachers laugh. Infact, that would be a wicked idea for a book, a load of exam questions which have been made into jokes! Im trade marking that you f*ckers!

In fact, its mainly men that say they have it isnt it? I mean if a foxy famous female came out saying it, imagine the following of blokes she would get. I for one would hang around Angelina Jolie 24/7 if she had a sex addiction, just to be 'on hand' on the odd chance she needed a fix

It took me 30 minutes to get from Hyde Street in Winch to the M3 (through the one way system) last night. I was not happy

It took me 30 minutes to get from Hyde Street in Winch to the M3 (through the one way system) last night. I was not happy

Yeah, I thought it normally emails you when you receive a payment?? Have you checked what email address you have paypal tied to?

Yeah, I thought it normally emails you when you receive a payment?? Have you checked what email address you have paypal tied to?

:smt042 I read that as moose, I was thinking 'How the f*ck can a moose fit in his hair!' :smt042

:smt042 I read that as moose, I was thinking 'How the f*ck can a moose fit in his hair!' :smt042

Lol, yeah it gets my goat when people come out saying 'I have a sex addiction blah blah blah, I need help'. Like David Duchovny, he has aswell. I would like to ask him what the symptoms are. If he is nowhere, where he can get sex easily, does he have to run to the loo's to burp one out to 'relieve' the build up sex addiction causes?!

Lol, yeah it gets my goat when people come out saying 'I have a sex addiction blah blah blah, I need help'. Like David Duchovny, he has aswell. I would like to ask him what the symptoms are. If he is nowhere, where he can get sex easily, does he have to run to the loo's to burp one out to 'relieve' the build up sex addiction causes?!

TBF MLT pulled that bint from Home and Away, she was quite hawt

TBF MLT pulled that bint from Home and Away, she was quite hawt

What a game though. I was loling at the end of it. Although I hate Arry with a passion, he went up in my opinion but only slightly, for absolutely sh!tting on the skates again. Normally any person that does that is IMO a genius, however, he is still a c*nt, albeit only slightly less of a c*nt than I thought he was last week. Still a c*nt of the highest order though

What a game though. I was loling at the end of it. Although I hate Arry with a passion, he went up in my opinion but only slightly, for absolutely sh!tting on the skates again. Normally any person that does that is IMO a genius, however, he is still a c*nt, albeit only slightly less of a c*nt than I thought he was last week. Still a c*nt of the highest order though

I know there was a big hoo har over the Tevez saga and who actually owned him, however last night I got to thinking (I was quite inebriated, so bear with me), if the rules about player registration were such that a private individual could effectively 'own' a player, how long would it be, before people deemed purchsing a young football player to be an investment? I mean for example, if you approached Saints and offered to buy Surman for £2m, however, they would continue to pay his wages, and you could strike a deal, whereby you would loan him to Saints for x years and review it each time that period expired. If the likes of Man U came in for him they would purchase the registration from you for say £5m making you a £3m profit, or alternatively, they would ask you to loan him to them, whereby they would pay his wages and as an incentive to you, pay you £x for agreeing to loan him to them? Thoughts? The other idea I had for money generation (albeit a pretty poor one) would be for players to have mini adverts on their boots. With HDTV coming in, it would be clearer to see the adverts, but it would generate a few extra pennies.

I know there was a big hoo har over the Tevez saga and who actually owned him, however last night I got to thinking (I was quite inebriated, so bear with me), if the rules about player registration were such that a private individual could effectively 'own' a player, how long would it be, before people deemed purchsing a young football player to be an investment? I mean for example, if you approached Saints and offered to buy Surman for £2m, however, they would continue to pay his wages, and you could strike a deal, whereby you would loan him to Saints for x years and review it each time that period expired. If the likes of Man U came in for him they would purchase the registration from you for say £5m making you a £3m profit, or alternatively, they would ask you to loan him to them, whereby they would pay his wages and as an incentive to you, pay you £x for agreeing to loan him to them? Thoughts? The other idea I had for money generation (albeit a pretty poor one) would be for players to have mini adverts on their boots. With HDTV coming in, it would be clearer to see the adverts, but it would generate a few extra pennies.

My pocket!

My pocket!

Im on my work laptop and dont have firefox however the good old printy screeny trick did the job!