Crouchie's Lawyer

Remind me to not go drinking with you then!

This game is commonly played amongst people who cannot drink properly.

Ah you dirter! Another one is 'one frog' Its very hard to play the drunker you get. There are 4 phrases you must remember: 'One frog - 'Jumped in' - 'A pond' - 'Splosh' You go around the circle saying each one of these in order so person a starts with 'one frog' the next person says 'jumps in' etc etc. When you get to 'splosh' the next person then up's the number of frogs, so it then becomes 'two frogs' because there are now two frogs, everything is repeated twice so it would go... 'Two frogs - 'Two frogs' - 'Jumped in' - 'Jumped in' - 'A pond' - 'A pond' - 'Splosh' - 'Splosh'. The numbers increase each time and if you get it wrong, you must do 2 fingers of your drink and it starts again. Very good game.

I was gonna suggest that thread be put into golden posts too!

A thread dedicated to sharing the knowledge that is drinking games. A few of my favourites are: *Spoof - each participent has three coins (doesnt matter what value, however the smaller the coin, the better 1p or better still 5p are the recommended) if there are 5 players, you go around the circle guessing how many coins will be in the middle (by in the middle I mean each player holds his/her chosen amount of coins in a clenched fist in the middle so nobody can see how many coins he/she has). No two players are allowed the same guess. If each player has three coins, there are 4 possible amounts he can put into the middle so with 5 players, the maximum coinage in the middle will be 15 (if all 5 players put 3 in) and the minimum would be 0 coins (if nobody puts a coin in). Once the rounds of guessing have been done, the players then overturn their clenched fists to reveal how many coins they have in their hands. If someone guesses spot on how many coins are in the middle, they are out. The game then resumes with 4 players and so on, (with the person to the left of the person which guessed first, now guessing first themselves) until the last person is left, and they have to then drink a designated drink in the middle. *Ciggarette pack game. Each player sits with a pint glass infront of him/her and when its their turn, they flip the pack over the pint glass onto the table. If the pack lands on its back or front (the two biggest surface area's of the pack) then they accumulate no fingers of drink. If there are fingers of drink accumulated before its their go, they must down the total. If the pack lands on one of its two sides (the second biggest surface area) they accumulate 2 fingers of drink and pass the pack on to the next person. If they manage to land the pack so its standing up on either end, then its 4 fingers of drink and the pack is passed on. If the next person then lands it in one of the scoring positions, the fingers of drink is added up until someone doesnt land it and then they must consume all which is added up. As the game goes on, and people become better at it, rules are then added, such as, if you throw it and it lands in your pint, you must down your whole drink. If you 'accept' the pack of ciggies from another player, you must take 2 fingers of your drink (ie, the way to avoid this is to make sure the pack is on the table when its your go, and you pick it up yourself, if it is handed to you, you pay the penalty). The 'acceptance' rule is a good one as the more drunk people get the more then tend to accept the pack and therefore have to drink. There is also a die hard rule, very rarely played, however, if you go for a ceiling shot (where you throw the pack up toward the ceiling (it doesnt have to hit the ceiling, but get close to it) and it lands. Everyone must down their drinks. If it doesnt land, you must down everyones drinks. I have a few others, but ill let others contribute now!

Well they are all over weight over there!

I thought the novelty would wear off which is why I held off from getting one for so long. I got one about 3 months ago, with Wii sports and Mariokart. I have played it once/twice a week since. It is good, and the games which give it longevity make it worthwhile. The sports games and things like wii fit, will be fad's, however there will always be one or two games around which you wont tire of. I'd recommend one, especially for Mariokart. You can wirelessly connect to tinternet with it too to play people all over the world.

Wake up Jonesy

Yes it did funnily enough. I thought they were just wear and tear. Sold it at a car booty along with one of David Pruttons old coats

I recently sold a lambretta jacket

And im sure it would be worth every penny!

What do you do job wise Cabbage? Apologies, I thought you were just randomly throwing in a price for a laugh... Cry wolf and all that

Thats ok then. I am a very defensive spam bot

You moonlight as a builder now then BTF? How long do you think it would take to do something like that though?? Cheers Cabbage, however, I think you know less than me!

We are not owned by a allegedly super rich chairman though are we fish boy? You are, or, shall I say, were. Appears his money has run out. He has been all credit crunched up! Oh dear

Just after someone with a bit of building knowledge (preferably a builder) who can giev me a rough idea of costs. We have a back porch/lobby which is a third height, single brick skinned room with a flat asphelt lined roof. Its starting to leak and gets a lot of condensation. Im looking at ripping it down to replace it with a pitched roof porch, double bricked and preferably with a small WC. The room is no more than about 5 foot by 6 foot. How much is this likely to cost??? I know it will be very difficult to quote without seeing it, but a rough idea would be appreciated! Ta

As of Wednesday 12pm yes. Gives people enough time to put their suggestions forward. Then the closing time for the poll is Sat 12pm. I then get to lose this ghey avatar and Bates gets his new avatar for 1 week. Whoever suggested the one that Bates has to have then gets their avatar suggested for the week.

Bitty

I like to think my pictures are informative too

Just publicity for the Uni IMO

Save it Barney, if you have any opinion about anything on here, you are deemed a Daily Mail reading fascist! FWIW, Im of the same opinion as you. A bit of banter is fine, but when you bring family into it, its beyond a joke.

Again, misdiagnosis. It was the drugs. HTH

Thats strange, she always gives me enough...

I know the difference between a t!t and a d!ck ponteh, although I cant tell which you are! :shock:

Meh, I like to think of myself as an informative spam bot. However, i notice you left off Shane and Bates!?