Crouchie's Lawyer

Are you living in fear of being stabbed then?

Tactical vest??? Explain...

It can apply then too yes, if your in a 'who can get c::nted the quickest' competition. By definition, filling your stomach with food means the alcohol can be absorbed into the food rather than going straight into the blood, therefore slowing down the rate in which you get drunk, so eating would be cheating.

Fri: Dropped Teh Mrs to a restuarant for a work meal, went to pub, picked a very drunk teh Mrs back up after I finished at pub. Was hoping for secksy time, all I got was listening to the rythmic sounds of her chundering in the loo. Nice. Sat: Stayed in bed most of the day watching telebox and playing FM08, trying to ignore the sounds of teh Mrs still throwing up. Lame bint. Over a mates in the evening for pizza, weed, xbox and wii. Sun: Watched footy and tidied house. Over parents in evening for a meal. 5.5/10

Depends... If you are entering a competition about how long you can go without consuming food and someone is caught secretly eating food, im sure this statement could apply?

Open the valve and deflate her. HTH

Your location sums you up well. Mongoloid

Chav :smt067

I was not the body double for Dirk Diggler in the film boogy nights

Bit random!

If by wearing Henleys you get to bum her, then i'd wear it...

Right, im off to collect teh Mrs and hopefully get noshed off. She is apparently very drunk (or so she said in a text) and she loves ma willeh when she is drunk so she is gonna get it for a whole 3 minutes tonight! Laters

Now thats not fair, if I got AIDS from my very first secksuwal experience I would be pretty peaced off! Taking his virginity and giving him AIDS!

oh noes, not good, correct answer would have been x years, seems like only a few weeks though! Thought about moving in with her?

So who will you give it to then?

Money and being funny = able to pull hotties

Cant see any other reason for it. Would you rather be Chris Moyles with all his money and humour, but quite a chubbeh, or look like Brad Pitt but not be famous? I think I would go for being Moyles, his comedy alone has women falling at his feet. I know its not everyones cup of tea but some hot women find him very attractive

That is genius! :badgrin:

You never said who you would give AIDS to though?

ha ha! Nah, im going over my mates for a smoke again so recording the on sky plus so I dont miss it! As much as I would love to watch it live, we are on Sky so bound to lose. I'd prefer a smoke! I wearz the trousers anyway, but I have gotta keep an eye on the time as if im 5 minutes late picking her up, she will tan my behind!

The cave is on TV at the moment, seen it before, but its a bit of a weird one! Similar to another film I cant think of the name, where a group of girls go into a cave where weird human like creatures live. They all die no surprise.

Meh it has its benefits. She does all my ironing and washing! Has its downsides too, takes the edge off a relationship I feel. If you have something on a plate, your not always hungry if ya catch my drift! How long you been with your Mrs?

That made me lol!

I always thought Buzzin was a 40 year old though! I didnt personally know MB until after here, met him becuase of a mutual interest... You know him personally I take it too from a post on the 'tell a lie about yourself' thread. Im 25 so yeah been driving a while. I just like spamming which I guess is why I may come across 15!

Currently on ITV. That Jayne bird that presents it is pretty fit. Im led to believe its Comedy Dave's Mrs, me thinks he is punching above his weight a little...