Crouchie's Lawyer

Leaving something for too long?? Or am I thinking of simmering? Either way, if its not an actual word, then it should be and im tm'ing it!

Genius. Its man like you, who get teh wimminz. Your my god. You should write a book on it?

either a bird with her eye in the wrong place or a bride without an ecstasy tablet

Now im no love guru, but correct me if im wrong. This may not be the best way to get the womminz?

Tonight: dropping Mrs to restaurant for her works do, then heading down teh pub with mates and returning like a good boy to pick her up later. I better get noshed off for it. Tomorrow: Tidy house in anticipation for parents coming over for meal monday, watch teh footy (if there is any on sky) and head over mates in teh evening for weed, pizza, wii and xbox. Sun: Chillin like a villain on penicillin and watchin teh footy

Lorra lorra love in here! CF, reading between the lines of the extract below, I would say if she is asking to meet your parents, then your not trying to get with her, you with her?! Why would she wanna meet your parents if she is not with you?!

You should take them up with it then. Never good to leave issues smeltering. FWIW, i think she is quite fit

Getting serious now, in answer to your question, I think you should broach the subject by offering to make her a nice candle lit dinner to apologise for the 'exposure'. You should make sweet love to her and all will be forgiven. However, if she is as old as you say, her eyesight is probably f::cked so she wouldnt of seen anything.

Stevo, you have pics of Shanes nob on your phone?!

Erm, whats happened to smileys? :mad: :confused: :cool: ah, working now

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Fatty boom boom's

Gone up in my opinions. SPeaking the truth to snotty journo's and with style! Fair f*cking play

Jilleh, there seems to be a reoccuring theme in your posts. Most seem to involve alcohol in one form or another. Im worried about you, you know admitting it is the first step to recovery?

I only got £17.89, what kind of cheap skate pub do you run! Nah, in all seriousness, do you have alarms installed? That or get yourself a couple of Rotty's who sleep downstairs. If I were a burgular, confronted by two peaced off Rottweilers barking would be enough to turn me away. Get a nice 'Winchester' rifle too so you can stumble downstairs in your dressing gown and slippers and shoo them away!

Infract his a$$!

Erm, Im_no_sinner wont thank you very much. You two fags can lez off with each other

Very random film, left me a bit empty though as if there should have been more.

i lol'd

No, just the thread police. Im not falling for that one silleh

Ah here comes Scud, ruining all our fun! Yes I am the thread Police

What happened to the girl you pulled the superman act infront of? The one you were trying to impress by staving off the attack of the students? Did she gobble on your lunch meat?

There had to be content to the fred though Scotty Dawg. Like a question, a topic etc etc

aids!

I think this thread should be made into a sticky and can be updated when we find people who have done stupid things. Like this one for example... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081002/twl-pull-the-udder-one-mad-cow-jailed-41f21e0.html A US woman will spend the next month in prison after chasing terrified children through an Ohio town dressed as a cow. Michele Allen was hired to wear the outfit to promote a local "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown, but got drunk at work on the Saturday evening and caused chaos, chasing kids and bringing traffic to a halt. She also urinated in a nearby yard during her rampage, police said. Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders". The 32-year-old, who was wearing nothing underneath the costume, was forced to wear it in a cell over the weekend and for her first court appearance, when she pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct. She has been in trouble before and still owes $2,733 (£1,549) for an outstanding "failure to appear on a solicitation" charge. Middletown Municipal Court Judge Mark Wall said: "Michele is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least.