Crouchie's Lawyer

Anyone seen it? Channel 4 Weds at 9pm, think big brother but a family who dont have to be stuck in the house. All three daughters would get it IMO, the Mum aint bad for her age either

Technically the nerve would still be trapped so it doesnt solve the problem, although I wouldnt feel it I know. But let just say without killing myself? How do I get rid of it then?

Trapped nerve? I have some in my lower back and the pain is shooting down my a$$ and down my legs. Its doing my head in. Any suggestions?

She has ot 'that' look about her. I certainly would

Never phucked a chav bird before? Always presumed they sticked to their own and would only be attracted to blokes who wear their cap peaked at a ridiculous angle, tuck their tracksuit bottoms into big socks while wearing rockport shoes and are covered in burberry and big chains from argos. However some chavvy birds can look alright, very s|utty

It was How 2, Fred Dinenage was in it as well though. Im sure How was based on a similar concept? Explaining how things are done?

But Santa is real, or St Nicholas from Turkey (I think?) was real. The tradition has been carried on based on him and excentuaited (sp?) quite a bit. The idea of Santa is real, its just the fact of it is not. Ghosts are a grey area as no one will ever be able to prove it, so its just belief. However, I was a sceptic just as you are, if not more (as it annoyed the sh*t out of my Mrs that I didnt believe her) until I did the ouija board with her family. Now im leaning more the other way.

I was going to go with 'What a load of old b*llocks' but Stevo has nicked in there with an adaption of it!

Any one of the following... (She is blatently over 16!) There was some funny pics if you take google safe search off and google inspector gadget. Seems that girl helped the inspector in more ways than one!

lol'd at this one. Cant believe they have seckualised that one from Futurama. I bet there are nerds out there who have pulled to that.

Single bloke by any chance? Its ok to use in small doses. Like when you see one of Tiggs many funny posts, its acceptable to put lol after that indicating it was a funny post. However, being it stands for laugh(s)/ing out loud, why would someone laugh out loud when saying I love to party and go out clubbing? Sounds like a bastard (my new word as its not caught by swear filter!)

lol at bastard not being caught by the swear filter lol

I have just fuond this fella in my pants

Your commenting on How the show where dinlo dineage used to explain 'how' things were done. Im 25, I remember it.

Well there is no way of dis-proving your beliefs. So I wont mock you. Its no different than someone believe in ghosts or god IMO, we are all entitled to our opinions!

Have you done one since and are any of you 'spiritually minded'. I know thats a weird question but my Missus Mum says you need someone there who knows what to say in terms of bringing them through and making sure the portway or medium or whatever you call it, is properly closed after you finish. CF this may explain why you had a bad experience. I have been told if you dont know what you are meant to say, it can lead to 'bad spirits' coming through. I know that sounds a little stupid but it makes sense in terms of bad experiences, normally happens to people doing it for a laugh.

Thats creepy, thats when you know its real, when you find things out like that. Although im sure the :shock: feeling came when you looked up his details and they matched!

So it wasnt someone you knew?

Yes please. Stop using all these big words!

Because a Ouija board is done with more than one person, so for this theory to work, it would mean that telepathy was also being used. For example, how would others know what I was thinking? So if I were talking to someone only I knew (which I did), how did the marker go to the correct letters, bearing in mind I took my hand off the marker a few times?

What happened when it did work which leads you to believe it concretely works? FWIW, even though I have seen and been involved in one that works, im still not a 100% believer. Although I was a massive sceptic before but I kind of believe it now.

It was the 'yielded verifyable results' that I thought was a little over technical jargon!

lol @ automatism theory. They claim that the Ouija board opens a kind of shortcut from the conscious to the subconscious mind and you spell out the words you want to see, but you dont know you are spelling it out. So, they believe that an object has the power to open up a shortcut from your conscious mind to your subconscious mind but they dont believe in ghosts which talk? :cool:

You could of just said I have done it loads and only once has something happened. Would of sounded less geeky!

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