Crouchie's Lawyer

You will feel a hell of a lot worse if you click on the following link. I wandered in and after about 5 minutes wanted to kill myself! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=5 Miserable buggers!

I thought this too. Are you inside my head?

Explains why your still a virgin! Let me introduce to you the opposite sex... Women of the world, Saintandy666, Saintandy666 women of the world. Knock yourself out

I said Wiki not Vicky! Why you in such a grump today?!

I was right first time... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tractor_beam Gotta love Sticky Wiki

I doubt he has a choice! That or suicide! I would love it if he was one of my mates, I would have hours of fun! Small things like walking down the road and seeing a dog walker would set off hours of endless jokes!

I may have spelt it wrong... tracter beams?

I thought the same thing

Run! She has you in her tractor beams!

That made me lol! Has he disowned his mum? I bloody would! I would also possibly change my nme and relocate!

naughty naughty!

3 looks like a man

Shotgun far left

Who was that?

You got a link to the papers of this one scotty?

And saves having to go to the 'bank' if there are handy pics here! I think I love her, she is hot to trot

Rag week? Moody mare

If you confess yours ill confess mine

You could start your own enthralling threads which will deliver entertainment and humour yourself if you wish. Oh... wait. Just because one thread is not to your taste! Im bored at work and thought of posting a random thread. If you dont like it, dont read it or even further dont comment on it bumping it to the top again!

Sorry I misunderstood what you were saying. I thought you meant there were more people claiming benefits like job seekers and DLA who were wealthy than people claiming who were poor. You meant weathly people getting accountants to write off income left right and centre to stave off having to pay taxes. While I do not agree with this wholey, I think this could be viewed as a benefit of being self employed and taking that risk. Its the accountants who are bending the laws enabling this.

Sorry to get your hopes up!

Stop.... Rag time

They are little fruckers they are. I blame the parents

Essru im guessing?

I disgree, I would say there are a hell of a lot more 'poor' people claiming benefits than wealthy people cheating the system. Dont get me wrong, there are people who do it and these people are scum too, but there are a hell of a lot of 'can't be arsed to get a job' people who claim benefits and see it as their wage!