Golac's Cunning Stunts

to be fair, it wasn't hard for any of the Newcastle mids to escape from Alcaraz last night was it

How do you think I recognise Jones as an arrogant useless twat. Takes one to know one :-)

nice words but the manager is showing himself to be an arrogant useless twat.

It wasn't frustrating at all. It was all entirely predictable. Made 10x worse by our twat of a manager picking a bizarre starting 11. Even more bizarre than some of Ralph's best efforts. Bednarek and a championship defender making his debut in a semi final? WTF

oh right that's ok then. If the fact it's his debut means he isn't going to be very good then why give him said debut away to a top side in the semi final of a cup? Makes absolutely no sense to me at all

At least a rabbit in the headlights isn't around for much longer

Still excited?

Jones is out of his depth. Thinks he is clever and he isn't. If we get a massive hammering here it's on him.

newcastle will most likely be out of sight before jones makes any changes

honestly, how does bednarek get a start in a semi final when he was deemed not good enough for us a few weeks ago. Absolute fucking joke this

some luton carthorse picked for his debut in a semi final. Perraud just scored 2 goals. don't get it. No Lavia? and fucking bednarek

There's talk of offloading RLC, Gallagher to Everton (But don't think he wants to go) and Jorginho to the Arse

Careful using the "insane signing" phrase. We all know what happened to the last guy who used it 😂

We're going to end up with Andre Ayew aren't we?

You are right about lack of good strikers. Really, only City have a great one. Having said that I wouldn't mind a Mitrovich or a Toney equivalent.

Ah I get it now. Can't blame the board or Jones for this. "Stuff" has got in the way

Always good to win but performances a good indicator of where we are as a team. And that was a grim indication

last 20 mins is a real shocker...being played off the pitch

That's as may be. But we're crying out for a goalscorer so why not buy one? Adams and Armstrong get a goal every 5 or 6 games, if that. They convert probably 5% of the chances they get. Makes no sense to me at all

I'm probably bitter, but i don't feel sorry for the at all. brings back memories of when we used to get raped by the likes of arse-anal, Brighton can always bring this guy back when he is way past his best and looking for a final pay check

oh dear

Good times and good days those

In the same way i don't celebrate a goal anymore because var will inevitably rule it out, I don't celebrate a rumoured transfer because bompy or west ham will step in...or we will fuck it up ourselves...or it will simply be underwhelming...or it will be another defender etc etc

yeah - it's the same closeness as Che is to scoring when one on one with the keeper 🙂

it's just complete BS isn't it? And worryingly he seems to actually believe it. Nathan - Newcastle are hard to beat. We most definitely are not. You can't fix a problem until you recognise you have the problem. FFS