Golac's Cunning Stunts

Early indications are certainly pointing that way.

Sexual positions as well

****, is he involved in teaching them about sexual positions as well as trying to provide them with motivation and a positive environment?

Treat your wife to a Dell-Days Blow Up Doll. Complete with working parts. Frequent ejaculations.

Does the Alpine Saint Tiny Tears doll cry as well as wet itself? If it does it might be a goer for my daughter this year.

How exactly could a black person interpret being shouted at "**** OFF BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM" as meaning that the person shouting is wishing they could go to where the black person "comes from". By the way, that black person most likely "comes from" Britain, so why do you interpret it as meaning Carribean or India?

Yeah apparently it was Terry, Drogba and Lampard who managed the team through to victory and RDM was just plain lucky to be in the right place at the right time.

Glad to see you can do accurate self appraisement :-)

No. It is the only golden Premiership trophy awarded because they went through the whole season unbeaten.

So long as he is behind a couple of defenders and a holding midfielder in the queue that's ok. Don't see why we need him though to be honest.

Do you students not do sarcasm :-)

Well they only liked girls from California so yeah...

Don't think he is on first name terms with Anton Ferdinand.

Didn't you know that goalkeepers without a club are euthanised :-)

I know you're not black because no black person would use the ludicrous arguments you are using. Yes, singing the song at Anton Ferdinand has racist connotations absolutely. And I bet if you met him face to face you wouldn't dare say that phrase to him.

To be fair, he has his own charitable foundation that funds health and education in Africa. He was also instrumental in bringing the 5 year civil war in Ivory Coast to an end. A really interesting character.

Not sure if you are being deliberately obtuse or you genuinely believe this. The point is that if it was sung to you, it wouldn't have a racist connotation. In the context of what happened between Ferdinand and JT and given that the song originated amongst Chelsea fans, a lot of people have interpreted it as racist. Therefore if you choose to sing it at Ferdinand, you now do so with the knowledge that it has a racist interpretation and your argument that it isn't racist is much weakened.

A better question is now that they are aware it has racist connotations for a lot of people, would they continue to sing it?

Been drinking? I can't understand what you are saying.

All very clever, but reminds me of the type of argument a schoolkid uses to get out of trouble. The song being sung at Ferdinand is obviously recognised by a large number of people as having racist connotations and for that reason alone, I would never sing it.

As much winning the Liebherr Trophy would be the pinnacle of most players' careers, this one is even more impressive.

It was actually first sung by Doris Day in it's original format. I get your point from a logical angle but not still far from convinced. Yeah, you could just put it down to ignorance, but that still doesn't mean it isn't offensive

Here's one for you: Can you name the trophy Arsenal have in their cabinet that no other prem team has ever won?

Here's the other side of the story: "We din't know singing that was racist M'Lud. We never even heard of John Terry"

Don't know many of their squad, but I have a lot of admiration for their manager.