SNSUN

Free chance handed to us on a plate and we've fluffed it. Sums up the season.

Fucking hell you couldn't make it up.

Even if we do miraculously win today it just prolongs the inevitable for another few weeks. We look like a bunch of strangers. Sulemana is working hard but he's been woeful so far. Carlos on a booking is worrying too.

Some positive signs so far but on paper this Leicester team looks decent.

We say that every week.

Most depressing player? Nathan Jones, ‘cause had he not got a job playing professional football he’d never have become a manager and come here and stunk the place out. Jesus! If anyone wondered why we were going down, this is it.

Joke's on Grimsby fans, they have to go back to Grimsby.

Call Big Sam. It's his time now. 😛

Maybe the game will be declared null and void because of all the inflatable fishes.

I nearly went. Instead I met up with a mate and played a few games of snooker. Twas a better use of my time it seems.

Is this rock bottom or is it just the start?

Well fuck. Ignore that.

Theo fucking Walcott. Tell me he'd be our saviour at one point this season and I'd have told you to fuck off. Madness. Shows there is no substitute for experience though.

Redmond loves playing against a lower league tea... oh.

Come on Saints. That clock is ticking quickly....

They invented the 💩 emoji for this performance.

34 years supporting Saints and I've never seen us so incompetent and that's saying something.

Turned on ITV4. Penalty, goal. Turned it off.

Anybody fancy a go at being manager? Maybe rotate it week by week, a different fan taking the job each week. Couldn't be worse than what we're doing at the moment. Most of us seem to be able to see what the club can't.

Heart wants him to stay for the Promotion push, head says he’s gone, and for much less money than we’d have got last summer. He’s still a £40-50 million player to the right team, he’s fit, rarely misses a game, versatile, in his prime and is good for some goals. Newcastle would be perfect for him… …however he seems very much a local loving lad, and I doubt he’d want to uproot that far. Brighton? Probably couldn’t afford him, so really it’d be a London club. I hate to say it but Spurs seem a likely candidate. Keeping him would be huge though, especially in a season where we’d most likely lose Lavia too. I’d love to see him wind up some Championship bods.

I wish someone would put a video of these, besides his decent enough game against Chelsea a fortnight ago I really don’t remember any.

4231 GK - McCarthy/Willy RB - KWP CB - ABK CB - Salisu/DCC LB - Perraud CM - JWP CM - Lavia AML - Sulemana AMC - Alcaraz AMR - SArmstrong Str - Onuachu/Adams. Bar a few positions where you have a couple of players who are interchangeable that's what I think our strongest formation/first team could look like excluding long term injury Tino. I prefer Adams in a 2 up front so would stick with Paul really but otherwise, if we could get that team together in that shape, I think we could be talking. Baffling how many managers can't see it. They must see something in training that we don't to keep picking the likes of Lyanco, AMN, Diallo, AArmstrong (although at times has been ok), Bednarek, Moi etc.

Biggest disappointment for me has to be Aribo. Was expecting a lot, lot more than the lazy nothingness he has delivered. Bazunu is definitely on the list for worse signing of the season, and in fact in terms of impact for the club it's likely he'd win worst signing seeing as how his position is specialist and he's repeatedly been awful. Best signings have been ABK and Lavia but both have had injury issues. Alcaraz looks promising and Edozie may turn into a good player eventually. The rest I reserve judgement on, but DCC and Orsic's situations are baffling. We need a new manager in the summer to come in quick, decide who they want to keep and ship the rest out. We would need 100 per cent committed players not people sitting on their contracts whilst contributing zilch. The best chance of promotion is the season after relegation. Following seasons see it harder and harder to achieve.

I really, really want to see Everton come down with us and Bournemouth. I don’t care if they’re champions next season, it will hugely take the heat off us in the summer when a “massive” (in the media’s eyes) club gets relegated. Sadly, as I suspected we should have done before appointing Jones, they brought in Dyche and will probably just be ok. I still think Forest may drop with us and Bournemouth but Leeds Should be worried.