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Load of old ********. I've never lived in Southampton, was born in Ascot (I don't even know if they have a football team), although my parents lived (still do) in Windsor. So maybe I should support Windsor and Eton FC, but I was encouraged to support Southampton in 1989 and I've been loyal to them since. Glory Supporting? Hardly. We've had more to cry about than cheer in the 22 years (17 actively) I've been supporting Saints.

Fratton Park - rub our success in their faces, albeit a bit of a squeeze for us all, then trash the place afterwards. They'll never know the difference...

I thought it smelt nice. It was lovely and soft too. Just how I like it.

One size, another ex-player out of contract. Yakubu's done well for Leicester on loan. Ignoring the ex-Skate thing, hcdajfu.

Highest attendance for the whole league one season today. Who's the biggest and best team on the south coast?

Superb day. I went out on the lash last night as my fiancee's brother was in town, and in spite of me promising not to get drunk, I promptly got absolutely smashed and crawled into bed at 3am. My missus had prepared herself for not going today, but I woke up fresh as a daisy! My subconscious was determined to be ok today! I was so busy cheering and enjoying the atmosphere small parts of the game passed me by, especially towards the end! Chamberlain'd goal was fantastic, he could have had one with his first touch. I'm pleased for Wallsall, something for them to cheer too, and loved getting onto the pitch and taking a little bit of grass home. It's a great feeling going up, I look forward to the summer with bated breath!

We've got a family home in Coningsby. Next time I'm up that way i'll whip my top out.

The steward in front of the chapel/kingsland corner did attempt to rugby tackle someone as the pitch invasion began, but soon realised there was no point!

I ended up as David Bailey taking photos for everyone! But I got my bit of corner flag grass and I think everyone had a fantastic time on the pitch.

Good loans out there, Borini and Pacheco, both done good jobs in the Championship.

The last game Reading had in their promotion season a few years back, they let Murty take a penalty as he hadn't scored all season. Davis would be a giggle but let Butters take it!

We should and can keep him. Do we need the money from his sale? 10 million would buy us some great players but as we've seen, this lad has great potential and if he keeps developing with us he can reach it with us. Totally agree about signing players up early, before the good ones ate taken but with enough time for them to gel into the squad, but the good loans may not happen until closer to the end of August.

Anyone can join in, it's a free f'rall. I personally think bumping into a friendly Labrador and getting him to lick up the mess was a good move. It also helps with the sexual gratification bit.

Actually Connolly would be good if he didn't spend so much time in the treatment room.

Sh*t yourself by accident, do you: A) carry on walking about with it in your pants, and try not to walk funny? B) take your pants off, wipe your buttocks on you hanky and go commando for the day? C) eat it, after all it used to be food. Swift answers much appreciated.

I'm getting no movement whatsoever.

I'm so excited I could wee.

Champions, the Liebherrs realise Markus made a sound investment and plough everything into the club, and i'll be balls deep in Lucy Pinder after pulling her on the pitch on Saturday in front of my missus.

And a good goal from baldilocks to boot.

That's the spirit lads, you lot distract the stewards, i'll break into the bar!

Wayne Thomas CDAJFU :-)

I was having a "glass half full" day. Which is nice.

Friday evening - get wasted as my fiancee's brother is down for two days. Saturday: Groggily get up around ten. Sink a coffee or two. Say goodbye to fiancee's brother, he's off back to Norwich for his own celebrations! Bacon sarnie or three. Get showered and dressed. In the car from Surrey to Soton. Stop at Winny services for a coffee around midday. Park in Soton after swearing at traffic. Royal Oak for a few bevvies. Ground for a few bevvies. Megastore to buy some overpriced promotion guff. Swift burger from the van. Game. Post match few bevvies. Wooting and drunken yee-hawing. Get the missus to drive home. Decide whether or not to go drinking in Windsor as per previous evening or call it a night in front of the FL show...

Huddersfield's last defeat, to us, which seems to have sealed their fate. Or our win, to Huddersfield, that coincided with our best performances of the season. Whichever way you want to look at it.