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More chance of Saints signing someone...just.

Having a look at Norwich's abundance of riches in the striking department, whilst Chris Martin would be the best recruit, Cody McDonald could be worth a punt too. Gillingham's p.o.t.s. in League Two, scored goals for fun.

Had I won, I would have told the fat cow I'm marrying that she can do one, as a multi-millionaire I no longer need to settle for "whatever I can get" and tell her she'll never find true love because she has more mould on her than fine French cheeses. But I didn't, so I'm off to have some sweaty sex.

You don't get linked with Arsenal if you're a steaming bag of turd. Wenger must like what he sees in Shaw. A new striker would all but kill Doble's chances.

Brighton are preparing well for the 2012-13 season back in League One.

Every player we currently have could do a nPC job IMO. I'd stick Guly in your first list though TDD. I think he'll shine in the nPC, and I say that despite criticising him on one or two occassions last season. He could be a key player for us next season. I also think Morgan will shine, we really do have some great young talent in this squad.

If Saintsweb were a person? Rule One.

I did ask my dad, and he said there's chuff all he can do to help me procure them. He works for London Underground, after all. We could do much worse than having our very own academy at our disposal. Who needs Man Utd youngsters when we have some of the best in the country!

That was phrased very poorly. :-) I'm could have been a child prodigy, but I didn't have the balls for it.

Djokovic lost his way a little but I still think he'll pull this out of the bag. That said, if there's anyone you don't want on the other side of the court when you're not playing well, it's Nadal. Djokovic to edge it over 5 sets.

True, but as she's your sister, you both split the inheritance evenly anyway. :-)

Pot washer at the Harvester when I was 16. Filthy job, but because I stuck it for a few months I got promoted to bar/starter chef. No experience, no training. No pride in my job either, many a plateful got returned due to poor appearance! One Saturday evening, the restaurant was full, but we'd had no receipts with the orders printed on them for about 20 minutes. Manager runs in screaming the place down, opens receipt printer, finds dozens of orders all rolled up. We had to sort out who'd walked out, and who was first. Nightmare night. Next day I was basically asked to quit. I duly obliged.

For the purposes of protection against I.d. theft, I'm gay, have a live-in Puerto Rican lover, and an adopted 14 year old African child whom I'm teaching to respect his big gay dads. In all seriousness, I have a Norwich supporting missus and no children, but I'd imagine when I do have kids they'd be my world.

I'm 11223 days old, which is older than i'd have been had I spotted this thread the first time. (30 for those that can't do maths...)

I, too, have written to the football season. What's the address I send it to?

I'm not getting a season ticket. Can I go to bed now?

I can't wait for the season to begin.

His real name is Guilty, but we can't prove it, so until then he's...

According to an old Wiki article, Kenwyne Jones has a metre long penis and could play keepy ups with it. That was my first warning from Wiki.

I like the squad as it is, and if we sign anyone I'm going to throw a massive girly hissy fit and shove my season ticket up Cortese's bum hole.

I started supporting Saints in 1989, but didn't truly become involved until Alan Ball became our manager - were ANY of Ian Branfoot's signings a success?

Meh, if it keeps the vultures away from our more creative players, that can only be a good thing. Strikers are judged on goals, but even though Rickie didn't score as many last season as he did the season before, most of us note his contribution to the team as a whole.

Hope our Nige keeps up these stats next season: http://www.leaguemanagers.com/managers/mpl-league.html?seasonid=141&type=Season+Total&x=21&y=11

Just noticed Tresor Kandol has been freed by Albercete in Spain. A player with the talent to do well but with a seemingly massive attitude problem. While he CNDAJFU, he has done a job in the lower leagues before, and we could see him back on these shores soon. Related to both Lua Lua's, and according to Wiki, if true, Yannick Bolasie of Bristol City (formerly of Plymouth.)