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Dibden Purlieu Saint

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  1. Yeah, that's what they all say.
  2. 'That is not me' Poster of the year: Turkish, for the photo of the fat bald bloke with 'Turkish' on the back of his shirt.
  3. Most likely poster to get you infracted for calling them a woman (yes, a woman!): Hypo Poster with the most 'Whoosh' moments: Glasgow Saint Margaret Thatcher Award for unwavering support (for Margaret Thatcher): Dune
  4. "I'd do her, her, her, wouldn't do her, lose the weight and we'll talk, do her..."
  5. This! The move to Agile is happening.
  6. IT Project Management? If so I suggest going into Business Analysis. Most Business Analysts develop into Project Management through time. I suppose it also depends on your age, and how quickly you want to get to that position.
  7. Haha, cheers. Probably a younger Crimson fan than most too! Taken a 'shine' to your username too, if I'm not mistaken by the reference... I was actually thinking of putting together a basic requirements document for this and sending it to the club, see if they like the idea.
  8. Darn, thought I was being innovative there. It does seem like something that Cortese would do though.
  9. I plan on getting a season ticket, but would prefer to do something like this.
  10. You could do, you could have a fast queue, just handing out beers and swiping your card. Could do it alongside Season Tickets too. The club are likely to make money out of it as people will tend to put more money on their card than is needed, and would then need to purchase merchandise/beers etc to get their money's worth, even if they don't want it. Say that people can only top up in £50 increments of something?
  11. I've been thinking about a new way to market football and it's products, so hear me out... Instead of Season Tickets, you are given the chance to be a Member of the club. To become a member, you buy a Membership Card, (buy in at a minimum of £250). This money then gets put on this card, and everytime you go to a match, buy a drink, buy merchandise, money is taken off the card. For match tickets, a discount is applied to members (pro rata) to ensure they don't get charged the full, paying public amount. Essentially, it's like an Oyster Card, but for Saints. It means that as a Season ticket holder if you can't make a match, then you won't be losing that money, and can spend it on the club in another way. For booking seats, members are given the choice of where to sit 1 month in advance of the games (choose your seats online), whereas the cash paying customer is only given 3 weeks. This way, those who want the chance to get to away games, want to apply for playoff, FA Cup tickets etc can easily do that, without having to have a £500 Season ticket. It also means if you miss a game it doesn't cost you. There would probably be other benefits you could tie in with it. What do you reckon?
  12. Man City don't want him. Issue could be a work permit.
  13. Unrealistic, but I'd really like to see us try a cheeky £3m bid for Felipe Caicedo from Man City.
  14. Well no, that's not true.
  15. It was more the fact that people here thought he was crap, a lot of posters seem to be quite myopic like this.
  16. I am planning on vandalising every sign that has Portsmouth written on it in the South West London area. It may take a while as the A3 is a long road. I am willing to do it from Guildford to New Malden. Who will take the other sections?
  17. I love the fact that you all feel you can judge a player after a handful of games in a new team. From friends who are Oldham fans, he really is a very good player. I think it would be a shame to lose out on him, the same way we did with players like Adam Hammill etc.
  18. He is a lazy scrote with a bad attitude, that is why no-one has ever picked him up. He is also inconsistent as hell.
  19. I punch women in the face all the time, a lot of them seem to like it. So no, I wouldn't.
  20. Since Walsall, 15 games, 13 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss
  21. On SSN all the Saints fans on the pitch holding him aloft!!
  22. Best goal difference in the league too. We rule.
  23. ****ING ACES!!!! So chuffed. Been a pleasure chatting with you all this year, WOOOHOOOOO!
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