Sheaf Saint

Down Down Down Down with Downes and Downs.

That was the chance wasn't it. Oh great - Downs for Downes.

No, there was more to it than that. Like I say I don't know the full details, but my nephew was good mates with him at Everton (as well as Dobbin, interestingly) and from what I gather there were more personal reasons.

It was a mutual decision. Not sure of the exact details of it but he wasn't happy and we agreed to cancel his contract and release him.

Why Did Mads delay soooooo long then? FFS!

He epitomises our total shitness.

Yep. Any momentum we had at the start of the second half has quickly evaporated. Struggling to even get out of our own half now.

Hey, we managed a shot that hit a defender's head. Isn't that enough for you FFS?

Probably because we have literally nobody in this team capable of winning headers in the opposition box.

Fucksake Jander!

Commentator on my stream: "I wonder if that means a change of shape?" I actually wouldn't put it past Still to play Fellows at RCB, but surely not in this case.

They are literally all over us. This is worse than bad. And Still just throws his hands up in frustration. He should be screaming at the players from the touchline for what's going on here, but he just doesn't have it in him. I'm actually running out of words now to describe how much I fucking despise EVERYTHING about this club right now.

Players look like they've thrown the towel in. Bunch of spineless, overpaid wankers. If there's any more goals in this they will be for Preston. Just need Thierry Small to get one for them to really rub it in.

Can we sack him at half time á la Russ Martin?

Oh my days. That is the most fucking pathetic goal you could ever imagine conceding. Just fuck the fuck off Saints. All of you. Every fucking single one of you, with the possible exception of Scienza.

IPTV really struggling today.

Armstrong gets clotheslined right in front of the ref - nothing doing.

1/4 of the game gone and no shots on or off target so far for either team. A fucking dreadful game to watch.

Manning gets clattered - Preston get a FK. Of course.

Of course they're going to try and kick Scienza out of the game aren't they.

The Lino was a few feet away and gave a corner, but the ref who was much further away overruled him 🫤

His arm wasn't in a natural position, you'd have to say. How have we not scored there? Oh, this is Saints isn't it. As you were.