Sheaf Saint

Or maybe Underpants?

Why do hospitals have to have the least comfortable chairs imaginable in their A&E waiting rooms? They know you're going to be waiting a couple of hours at least, and likely to already be in some discomfort from whatever ailment you want treatment for. Why can't they install reclining leather seats with adjustable lumbar support FFS?

How many Shlongs is that?

That was Spurs' last best chance of a win and they fluffed it. They've got Chelsea away and Everton at home and I really can't see them getting anything out of those two. If WH can just win one from Newcastle away and Leeds at home, I reckon it could be enough.

2-0 to Hull!

Spurs score 😕

Good old Beeb still maintaining their immaculate standards I see 🤦 Or are Spurs so shit that they can't even beat relegation threatened Spurs? 🤣

I think we should be. Boro popped their cork in the first half on Saturday. They threw everything they had at us but couldn't score, and despite all their dominance the only real time they carved us open was when Conway hit the post. Just gotta do the business within 120 mins ideally, and I'm pretty positive we can with our home advantage.

The EFL should treat this in the same way a referee on the pitch would deal with a player trying to get an opposition player carded.

Cost cutting measures meant they could only afford plastic buckets from B&Q, and not even council staff would be so stupid as to try and put hot tarmac in a plastic bucket, would they?

I imagine many analysts will work remotely on a regular basis. If your sole job is to study video footage and send reports to the head coach, there's really no need to be office-based.

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me Mission Impossible theme (not the U2 version though preferably)

If Spurs manage to beat Leeds tomorrow then yes, it's probably all over. After that, WH have Newcastle away and Leeds at home. Spurs then have Chelsea away and Everton at home. Can't see either team picking up many more points TBH. Leeds are guaranteed to stay up now as WH can't catch them, so it will be interesting to see how both those games play out.

Indeed. And the outrage from even some of our own fans is hilarious. There is sooooo much 'cheating' that goes on in football, both on and off the field, that EVERY club is guilty of. But apparently this incident is completely unforgivable, embarrassing etc... I think some of you need to find another sport to follow.

Is a loan wolf a bit like a loan shark?

I'm really torn with this one. As much as I would love to see WH win and send Spurs down, I would also really rather not see City win yet another title.

Or the air raid siren.

I'm going to feel like this going in to work tomorrow...

I can see clearly now - Johnny Nash We are detective - Thompson Twins

In the highways, in the hedges

Had it been on target it would have hit the defender's foot before getting anywhere near the keeper.

Reporter desperately trying to get Tonda to comment on the spying charge, despite starting with "I know you won't comment on it". Why even ask then?

We need some of that energy from the second leg against WBA two years ago.

Edt: didn't realise he has a stammer so I retract my comment.

The plan was to soak up their pressure and not concede. Mission accomplished.