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Who has the best accent, and where do you live?

I am living in Chidlow, just north of Perth at the moment. I am having a BBQ monday afternoon with a few steaks and prawns for the barbie, and I have a few stubbies in the fridge. The girlfriend is going to be wearing just her kini bottoms and her pink thongs, so its all jugs out for the saints. Bring a beer & a steak party, come along and join the fun at 2.oopm at the pool. Fair dinkum. Following the BBQ we will be watching the three episodes of Crocodile Dundee. Disco in the evening, with music from Rolf, Men at Work & the princess herself Kylie, with a bit of INXS thrown in. Everyone will be wearing cork hats and taking the p:ss out of the POHMS.

Have to agree with you. Why not go for Marlon King & Lee Hughes up front, deadly duo.

South Africa will be a worse place without him to be honest, the whole place is so ****ed up it's untrue.

If I arrived on time to see the goals I would walk out, If I hadn't arrived to see the goals I wouldn't walk in. Does that make sense?

Are you really Turkish?

Anyone who uses the old kids trump card is sick, I can't go to games cause I have kids bla bla bla. Well you should've thought about that before you released your web.

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I went to the pictures to se Nana McPhee, small c big p, fell asleep after 5 minutes and woke up when everyone was leaving. Don't know how to rate this film but the popcorn was a ripp off.

Yes, I have placed the bet on, and it's each way, but I believe in the Scottish Prem the team has to finish 1st whatever, and I couldn't bring myself to pick celtic. So I guess oil beef hooked.

Did his name fall off the top shelf and land on him? R.I.P. E.T. X

She is dead you ****!!!!!

I'll ask her.

My mum wont let me go to away games.

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They are fighting over you ball ache, that is what women do. Flop mr droops out on her desk, one will run, and one will stay. Then procede to masterbate over her rivetas, she will stop you and butt **** you in the arse with her philadelphia french stick. The rest is up to you, good luck and report back.

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A hare you fool :smt101

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BNP, gosh I'm shocked. British National Party: 72% UK Independence Party: 56% Labour Party: 44% Liberal Democrats: 36% Conservative Party: 35% I normally vote for the person with the biggest tits.

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I always neck a can of Kronenbourg the morning after, it always works.

Move to Australia for 12 months, and job done.

Fill a saucepan with unleaded petrol, stick a couple of eggs into the saucepan, place the saucepan on the gas and say to the misses, 'can you do us a boiled egg love, I'm just off to the greenhouse to get my secateurs'. It takes some beating.