Dog

Yes, but be careful what you chuck down your neck. A bag of compost will really **** you up.

OMG they're going mental: http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=242337

Were you thinking of Krypton?

calm down!

Bad news lads the skates are going to survive. http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/Mother-s-Day-Lunch-670.aspx Who's doing the cooking, washing up etc.

leaf

Meow Meow

Why should Cole be dropped permanently? As much as I think he's a ****, his private life is none of our business.

I take it your misses is looking over your shoulder at this moment. She really loves Robbie Williams doesn't she?

food

Where do you park your car, it seems extremely cold. Wack a raw egg in the radiator, sorted.

Get your misses to earn extra cash!! I know a better way.

Don't get me involved in this love triangle, I know the crack, I'll end up with sloppy thirds and get a mouthul of curds & whey. Ask Chairman Mao, he'll bum anyone after a few tequilas & a packet of wotsits. .

rider

cupid

Did you really need to advertise it on here for all to see, or are you covering yourself from your other half? At the end of the day, you gave her your number and got the ball rolling. You invited her on a midnight cruise for some fun & games.

Use more lube next time. :smt036

Don't reply to them, simple. But post a picture of her bearded clam on here first. Dumping by text, this is dumping by muppet show forum, that's pretty low even for a rodent abuser.

trevor

Let's just hope that England don't get to play them then Poshie72. For the sake of bf.

pigeon

I hope your kids turn out similar.

hamster

OK, get me a couple of g's. Where can you get it from?? Khat is better.