Dog

No sh!t, Sherlock.

That gave me goosebumps.

That gave me goosebumps. This room is possessed, I only posted 1 thing and it showed up 3 times, sorry.

Met a ghost in the Red Lion one evening game, he was a young boy dressed in rags.

That gave me goosebumps.

Just heard that on tonights Most Haunted Live there WILL be a ghost appearance at 10.08pm witnessed live on camera, the MH team have held talks with a spirit via Ouija board, and one of the darkside will show up. I can't wait.

But doesn't it take away its character and most of all its bottle when facing other dogs and intruders? The leg humping only lasts for a few months when they are reaching maturity, and to take away its balls seems to take away the dogs instinct and natural behavour. I say leave them on, poor dog.

I would probably score 20+ a season to be fair. I have only ever missed 1 penalty which happened to be in my last ever season, which resulted in a sending off on my behalf, due to frustration. Always scored goals with my head and had a wicked free kick on me. Fitness would be the main issue as I have always been slow, but my strength and ability to hold the ball up outwayed that. My discipline record was appaling.

A mate of mine has got a 12 week old black labrador and has been told by the vet to have it castrated. What are peoples views on this? It is only going to be a house dog and not a working dog.

I used to love break time at the school. Sneaking a quick cigarette, fingering girls behind the bike sheds. Being a janitor was brilliant.

I'd told my girlfriend I was a war hero, but had had my medals stolen. She fell for it, but then as an act of kindness bought me some more off e-bay. So then I had no excuse and had to march with all the veterans at the Remembrance Parade. How the hell was I supposed to know The Iron Cross was a german medal?

Shame they didn't die.

I went into my local Chinese music shop this morning.I asked the guy if he had Lady Gaga. He replied "Yes,I think so. Is it by Fleddy Melcury ?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDWHQRUjPaA&feature=related

I wish you all the best in looking for future work, it makes a change these days, most youngsters are sat on their PS3 and eating toast. Good luck mate.

Abba Dean Angus

That explains a lot of things.

Where do you work? Do you get tickets for good games?

Why do you have these tickets?

There can be only one person to go as. Ladies & Gentlemen I give you.................................. The Worz!

Does it include a lift?

Michael Barrymore

Leave it alone now.