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Pussy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfU_M6Wp6JE

B-anter is probably the best website in the world!

The rest are here: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80745969/ Amazing!!=D>

Does anyone have a link for free voices & maps, I am especially after the new Cheryl Cole voice.

Fangs

Are you expecting a lot of snow ?

Why has no one mentioned Geeeeeeeeta ?

Thank you. Picking him up on thursday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JktcQ2A32cU

I've decided on a bucket from KFC, as I'm hungry today.

Big Mac time again!!!

When it comes to anal sex, my girlfriend is really dirty. And that's because she doesn't wipe properly.

I want the jocks to qualify for 3 reasons. 1, Laugh at them getting thrashed, mugged and raped. 2, So we can kick the mars bars out of them should we meet up in Sarf Afrika. 3, Wind the 3 Jocks up in my local so bad that we end up wrestling in the pub car park.

Blow-up dolls don't count.

OK, you can choose one of the above that your wife, girlfriend or man will be all through your life together. They can't become any of the others, just the one. Pick one ?

Twisters are fanny fodder.

KFC is great if you want a greasy face and fingers, the bones are by far the best part of it. I normally just ask for a box of bones and skin and a wet wipe to follow is taking the p¡ss as your fingers are that greasy it is almost impossible to tear open. Round 2 on the loo.

Are people really that stupid? Why choose an item that requires electricity.

I think McDonalds should swop the mayonaise with Anusol, and so cut out the middle man.

Oops, and some onion rings with sweet chilli sauce.

I need some Anusol, can I sneak this in?

Just eaten 4 Big Macs and now I need to curl one out. The other 3 will have to wait until I get back home to the caravan.

Shotgun Boat Toilet Roll