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Johnstone's Paint Trophy Saturday, 10th October 2009, 12:00 Leeds 4/1 Carlisle 14/1 Shrewsbury 28/1 Charlton 11/2 Bradford 18/1 Bury 28/1 MK Dons 6/1 Chesterfield 20/1 Grimsby 28/1 Norwich 8/1 Leyton Orient 20/1 Hereford 33/1 Southampton 8/1 Northampton 22/1 Accrington Stanley 50/1 Swindon 12/1 Port Vale 22/1 Worth a bet??

I'm not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack. She hasn't even got a car.

Whilst discussing the fairer sex one evening in the pub, an Australian friend said he loves a woman who is 'full of spunk'. You should have seen his tears of joy when I took him to my lock-up to see what me and my 12 mates did to his girlfriend last night.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/959872/ I know it's old, but it'a classic.

Stoke City away.

How to put kids off sex for life? http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/qWKCvjS2wgFjhPDp

Anusol

Basically has to be the worst word used. All dickheads and people full of their own importance, and who cannot speak basic communication use the word to hide their disabilities. It annoys me.

"Everybody has to cross the river" To play, click the link below - then click the blue circle to start. The following rules apply: * Only 2 people on the raft at a time. * The Father cannot stay with any of the daughters, without their Mother's presence. * The Mother cannot stay with any of the sons, without their Father's presence. * The thief (striped shirt) cannot stay with any family member, if the Policeman is not there. * Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft. To move people, click on them. To move the raft, click on the pole on the opposite side of the river. The solution is possible! THIS IS NOT A TRICK! http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

The smell of cheese makes me erect ?

Oh no they wont. HTH

Getting a Prince Albert.

Good game all the same.

Last post! I'm going to the pub, I can't take the pressure.

Go Waigo Go Waigo Go WAIGO

We have scored two goals at the exact time I posted my only two posts of the nite, so here goes.......

On a plus side, that bird on Sky Sports in the red has greeeat t¡ts.↲

I've got £50 riding on this Saints & MK dons double

The only way to eat eggs IMO. Bloody delicious.

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Where are you? £400

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80766920/ .