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Have you tried donkey cheese?

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R.I.P. My twin.

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.' The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere' The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.' By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'

Any married woman who can't bile an egg is a retard.

Did he ever win ?

Remove the breast, slice into finger size pieces, toss into flour and black pepper, pan fry in a little olive oil until brown, about 4 mins. The breast must be pink and bloody on the inside like liver. Serve with English mustard and a glass of red wine. Bob's your uncle, beautiful!! Better than any steak and it's free.

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Hello son, what do you want for christmas?

Sometimes you're better off dead.. I hope you recover soon skintsaint, that looks pretty sore, all the best.

Petrol + match = woof

I used to be a twin, and I have twin sisters who were identical.

And me. Bring the finger.

Anti-Clockwise, without a shadow of doubt, that north stretch of the M25 is a nightmare anytime after 3pm onwards.

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"Open the window Mabel, I've just let one go."

Tgankr fos yovq kine wnrds.

Is it wrong to 'wrong em' on the first date?

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Lambert 1st and 4-1↲↲80/1↲↲£10 show me the money!

TBH you look about 50.

Right now I'm digging m!nge on show