OK, I know the whole story is sad, and I am not making fun of the poor individual who is affected, it's just the way she walks like a crab, and yet is perfectly fine walking backwards.
I am starting to cry now, as I feel guilty for my actions.
My 1st phone was a Motorola flip phone which was analogue, with the help of 2 pieces of tin foil I could turn it into a scanner, and so listen to the pigs, affairs and other very dodgy conversations. I was once given the address of a bag containing £6k in cash hidden in a horse box for the local building contractor to collect at 10am in the morning. Happy days! Then they changed all networks to digital.↲Anyone else use this method to bribe the local vicar over his gangbang with the gravedigger and the choir ladies?
I was driving to work this morning, and at a set of traffic lights I glanced over and made eye contact with this bird, she looked a right dirty slag, infact she looked like Jade Goody but with hair.