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Are they all cured now?

You have a PM.

I've got a big purple helmet.

"Another CRISTAL Jill?" said the landlord. "Yes please landlord." said Jill. "Give her bloody Babycham, but charge her Cristal prices, she wont know the difference." landlord. "This is jolly nice". Jill

Do they sell Crystal ? :partyman:

I breed my own. This is Benji & Turbs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oigYVwar_6E

Squirrels are fantastic, you need a young one mind as with most things, one that is in its 1st year, and kill it late summer after it has fattened up on nuts and berries, it makes a huge difference. Spatch**** it and BBQ it, it will tastf like the best chicken ever.

It's not roadkill you bindippers, all my fodder is killed by me and devoured within 48 hours except badger which I like to hang for 5 days.

I was just wondering what other people thought on eating vermin was. If you haven't had the pleasure I suggest that you go out and sample some. Most decent restaurants serve vermin of some form, it's free range and delicous. Out of 10 my marks would be: Rabbit 7, Pigeon 10, Crow 5, Badger 9, Hedgehog 8, Fox 3, Jay 9, Squirrel 10.

Just devoured an old favourite of mine, badger and pigeon breast pie, new potatoes, sprouts, peas, followed by crab apple ice cream, washed down with 3 Old Hooky's.

Thank god for that. A world cup wouldn't be the same without them, and I recon they will go all the way. Maradona was by far the greatest player in his day and he was my schoolboy hero. My £50 on them to win is looking good. Over! Dog.

Anal prolapse ?

Goatse

What’s pink and goes round and round on a carousel? Stephen Gately's suitcase

A leopard seal. Who will do the narrating when DA snuffs it?↲Julian Clary or Danny Dyer?

Will it work on my Sega Mega Drive ?

They should release the evidence, and then release the dirty bas+ards to get what comes to them.

I like lady bubbles.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80726701/ Rated 15

5.8 on the Richter scale is like taking a p¡ss before you go to bed.

I think that may have been part of the cause.