Joseph and his Arab mate Abdul were drinking in a bar one evening. After a few Stellas Fritz turns to Abdul and says, 'I don't know what to do with Elizabeth, she is always moaning, she never does any chores around the house, her bedroom is a mess, her school work is very poor, and her hygene is not acceptable!
What would you do with her back home Abs?'
'Sell her!' barks Abdul.
'mmmm cellar! Good shout.' laughs Joseph.
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