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  1. How come St Lard can show his ****, and I cannot ?? :roll:
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    Monkey Brains

    You sick mother!!
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    Monkey Brains

    That is f*cking rich, coming from the 'penguin bashing' champion!!
  4. [image removed by Pancake, suck it up] On the topic of food, has anyone ever been to Japan and eaten the brains of a live monkey? I know of one person who has took part in this fantastic tradition and paid in excess of £3000 to angle grind the skull of a monkey, and spoon it out while it still pulsates. Tastes like fish apparently, and it is supposed to give you a long healthy life. Eat up.
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    Tongue

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    Pork Haslet

    Haslet (locally pronounced "hacelet") is a herbed pork meat loaf (or is sometimes prepared as a sausage). In Wales, it's pig liver cooked with onions and potatoes! Haslet comes from the old French word for entrails, but it essentially refers to the ingredients being very finely minced. Haslet is made from nose, tail, teats, hooves, lips, anal parts and eyes, all bellonging to the pig.
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    Pork Haslet

    Sliced pork pie.
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    Tongue

    I love tongue.
  9. Go for the juggler vein, 3 points or nothing.
  10. I will be eating pie tonight ~ FACT
  11. I guess he is going to make a home made blow-up doll with realistic odours.
  12. Its wycombe. The bookees may not pay out dew to your paw spelling.
  13. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
  14. Worth more than a tenner.
  15. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Fetish-panties_W0QQitemZ250383015689QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_3?hash=item250383015689&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1688%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318
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    Best batteries?

    Duracell black & gold. Supposed to last up to 9 times longer than any other battery.
  17. Is it OK to go into gay bars to pretend to look for hot single girls?
  18. Adolf Hitler Ron Jeremy Rock Hudson Jade Goody
  19. And if you don't you still get your fill.
  20. I was going to say, you look alot better having waxed off your moustache.
  21. I used to tug one off over Mario Andrettis JPS car, it was the finest looking car ever. But I do like the look of this beauty.
  22. http://www.football.virginmedia.com/page/Football/Championship/VideoIndex/0,,12555,00.html?mvnAssetId=3754362
  23. /\ Dirty faggots who try and befriend you on an internet forum.
  24. It was a freak accident IMO. I do hope he gets over it and comes back next season in his pink shirt.
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