Dog

His fingers are made from sausages, his tongue is a pigs liver, his eyes are pickled eggs and his penis is a water vole.

OMG, Taxi driver heard swearing. What is the world coming to?

Tim Henman would kick his ar5e in a street fight.

Isn't sold in Belguim pubs. It is considered a very low standard lager, drunk by taxi drivers and Turkish bus drivers.

Puffs that have 'just a half in there please mate' in their pint glass, normally last orders. FFS, i get 2 pints in.

I have a bottle of Viking Blood beer. 7.8% O.G. Brewed by Vikings. It is a stone bottle with a cork stopper. Estimated value £2000

All the welsh should be drowned.

I have booked this hotel for our sea fishing trip in october. I have looked it up on the net and have discovered it is one of the top 5 haunted pubs in the UK. There are 3 resident ghosts, one is a bearded sailor and the other is an old coachman, plus a poltergiest. Should be fun.

Try cucumbes Al. They are longer, smoother and fatter, and you can stick them back in the fridge after you've used it. Unless she likes it in 'the secret garden.'

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/917970/

Goodfellas by a mile.

He looked like a p1ssed up baby giraffe.

Jillsaint have you had ALDE man?

OWNED! Once you've had black, you'll never look back

Private Benjamin was pretty awesome.

You have just been told you have 24hrs to live before receiving leathal injection. What would be your last meal?

Bugs Bunny.

Wendy Craig

The Deer Hunter.

It's Glitter.

I can confirm he is stopping in New Milton, I spoke to his brother.

I sell fridges.