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He is as easy to irk as Crouchie, but he doesn't PM you asking to back off and edit things like Crouchie always used to. Both simple, seem the same, but are different in a few ways. Calling him Crouchie always gets a reaction though and one trick ponies like myself like to work out things like this. Mods, Jill is paying for me to be a nosher on here, take her details and get me registered so my campaign of hate can commence x

No, I was saying that I played under a false name 'cos i'm a bada55 mother that's going to go down on your Mumz. I was also bragging to an innernet audience of my accolades, as I have no peers in society for me to receive praise from, thus I come on here every hour god lets me to seek the adulation that I crave. Then like that I am gone again, but am I gone, or am I just finding your Mumz? I will let you know tomorrow you Mumz sonz and daughterz. I am funnies, I type like I speak babyish, hahaha ting tang xx

I had to remember my name, as that was the name that I was, but luckily I remembered it. I am a fraudster and I will go down on your Mumz.

When I score next I am going to do the same celebration, I bet nothing is made of it. Did I mention that I scored on Saturday and a hat trick yesterday, when I played as a ringpiece. I also got booked and had to remember what my name was. Great story, well done me. Love Saints, love SaintStevo xx

Nope, i'm in bread and I am also going home to start my most amazing weekend ever. In pure attention seeking style I won't mention it directly, as i'm trying to act cool, but this is my last weekend of being 25. My birthday is between Monday and Friday next week obviously. Winner gets one of my three posts a day used to congratulate them and maybe indirectly mock them, as that's how I roll. I hope you all die this weekend, except Cabbage, SRS, Stevo, Sev and Matt Kelsing.

Tonight - Go to the gym and then ring RSPCA to complain about a Cat that isn't being given it's medication and has since suffered a fit due to it. Feel smug and be a racist. Tomorrow - Stop being a racist, Football, mingle with weirdos who will tell me I was amazing and then probably slag me off on the innernets, go to town, back to mates to see Calzaghe smash Jones Jnr. Sunday - Lay in bed and decide to be a Muslim, pray and then decide it's too much like hard work. Play Footie for mates team, go the gym and then go to the pub for the quiz and free chips at half time. Afterwards go round to see my girlfriend, by go round I mean get her out of the loft.

I'm on more than you then is what you're saying, I do have more money than sense though Buh bye Bojjer the pauper.

Are you on more than me Baj? It's important to know.

I am on £13,200 per annum and I am super rich. High flyer fo sho xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No, I thought i'd attempt to send the first Cat into space, but I set the trajectory of the rocket off wrong and she hit the wall, poor Diana she was a rubbish Cat, as she didn't even make it into space.

I paid Bodger and Badger a fiver and they never upgraded me, it's only a fiver, so i've not kicked up a fuss, but my Cat has died now, so i'm lonely and need social interaction, so Badger I paid my money, upgrade my account so I can be friends with the other fiver payeesssssssssssssssssssss. I have been banned from b-anter as well.

My cat got wasted by my paintball gun last night, was well funny, putting the video up on youtube as we speak, will post the link!!

Whenever I have someone near and dear to me pass away or get seriously ill it's always a priority of mine to tell people that I don't know on the innernets about it. However, when my Cat has an epileptic fit I don't tell people on the innernets about it, as if I gave a detailed description of the event it'd make them laugh and take the p!ss out of me. My Cat is at home with nice smelling breath though, as he had his backteeth out on Friday. he has go faster stripes on both of his front legs, as they shaved a bit off of them for some reason. When I kiss him I can give him tongues, so the £238 was well worth it.

Yes, it is, as I put a strobe light in your Cats face, sufferrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Fri - Sun - Was doing the rolex sweep. Mon 3am - Putting strobe lights infront of epileptic cats, happy days. Rating 45/10

They are power hungry, simple as that. They feel the need to flex their e-power, as they are bullied away from the computer and are angry at the world. They are sad little geeks and this is why i'd bring Hitler back, he'd ban the innernets and I wouldn't have to communicate with them. It'd do Boj the world of good, get rid of his pompous arrogance and he'd be a sniffling wreck. Although, he'd be just a wreck, as he'd get a gassing, as Hitler frowned upon Pigeon molesters.

I'd probably bring back Hitler, as my peers talk fondly of him. Sort out this hole of a country that's for sure.

I thought this thread was going to be about Bridge too Far, but then I realised it's about someone almost as bad as her. Love Aids xx

Tonight - Mock downs syndrome people Tomorrow - See tonight Sunday - See tomorrow I will let them know that I don't like big headed people.

This is going to be the best competition ever, so I don't feel I can compete, as I lack ideas and I smell worse than the amount of crap posted on here. I am going to moan about it 'cos I can and 'cos I care that much that I needed to alert people to my displeasure. I am gripping my pen really hard to get the anger out, it is close to snapping. Sort it out, Love Aids xx

Today - Ask TSW mods to delete me from this innernets. Rest of my life - Be a non innernetz monger, apart from the lovely b-anter 'cos I am a racist nerdball. FAO TSF MODS - DELETE MY ACCOUNT 'COS BOJ IS A DIRTY BUMSNIFFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR XX

Yes and Cabbage is horrible for his baiting of you, I loathe animal abuse even on here. BYEEEEEEEEEEEE xx

I think I am sick, as I usually have a poo by 10am, but it's now 13:35. I could go now, but i'd have to get up. My poo yesterday was Green, i'm environmentally friendly. I also only have 1 more post left today, hopefully I have 2 loads of poo in the tank xx

I hate it when people go on and on and on endlessly about things, ramming them down peoples throats and pretend that they don't care, when really they do and want acceptance. I have 2 posts left today, as i've not paid my £5.

It is indeed a rip off, but i'm not going to be one of their victims thanks to you. I have Fifa09, Tiger Woods 09 and some Tennis Game (Top Spin something) I am rubbish at all them Halo kind of games, too much button pressing and skill involved for me to be any good. I am hoping I can change my name, as I don't want to go on there playing as bufftingz, i'll get laughed on the headset by people.