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This was my plan, but I didn't think it was actually £60, thought my mate was taking the p!ss. Why is it so much? Do you know S bomb? Do you also know if the name you use to set up an account on it will be the one that you use on xbox live? I hope not....

Friday - Gym and then tooooooooooooooon. Saturday - Injured so went to watch my mate play, as he put a ticket on the door for me. Saw another TSWer there. Went to get an xbox then quickly back to mates for England game. Toooooon again, fun times. Sunday - Set up Xbox, found out I need to get a wireless thingie, so played Fifa09 by myself, went to the gym and then pub quiz. Rating 0/10 as I wasn't on here.

I could just use my quota to moan about many things and women is todays moan. I like them, but then they bore me as they try to suffocate you. I don't want to be suffocated, as I am not a grotesque baby with downs syndrome that needs to be ridded of the world, i'm a person now. It's all good though, as I like easy women and I will sex one at the weekend. If I don't sex one then i'll come on here and say that I did anyway. I love making me sound cool on here.

I would smash Lilly Allen, she has the Coleen Rooney effect on me. Average bird, but something about her that makes me want to ravage her hard. That said, I would do most semi fit famous women, just for the exposure.

Thank you, your support at this testing time is much appreciated and we hope everything goes ok. I am now single and a sad no life, thus I will spend all of my time on here and moan about all women, it's going to be the frickin' best, love you guys, you're all my real friends xx

I currently have a girlfriend, but this should hopefully change in the next few days.

Nobody amazing, I play at the lovely Combined Counties level. Getting back into it, as stopped playing on Saturdays to watch Saints, but got annoyed splashing the cash for rubbish when I can earn a few beer vouchers and whatnot. Adipures may be worth a look, as I love my world cups, they are the balls. I have used my whole allocation talking about my worthless life and Football boots, i've reached a real low in my life

I lobbed a keeper with my F-50.8's on Sunday, then lashed in 4 yard and 25 yard with my World Cups. I would suggest against F-50.8's as like most boots these days they have no protection really, they just look poncey. If Puma Kings are still on the go i'd get a pair of them and I might look into that myself, as they are leather and the besterest boots ever. I hate boots now actually, all fart and no sh!t if you ask me, just give me a normal pair. I hope this helps you in some way, pro-direct soccer is the way forward for boot buying though.

Friday - Gym and then went to the lucky ladyfriends abode. Saturday - Numbed my leg up and played Footie, finished with the swelling on side of my shin as it has been, but also at the base of my shin as well, still all bruised, good times!! We did win 3-2 and I got 1 so nice goal bonus. Town in the evening. Yest - Numbed up leg again and played first game for Sunday team this season, won 4-2 and I got 2, back to pub that sponsors us for roast potatoes and sweetcorn yummage. Gym and then pub quiz. Today - Leg is bad and maybe should've took doc's advice, might go for that x-ray!! Rating - 6/10, if i'd have been on here all weekend it'd have been a 10. P.S. Stevo has replaced SRS as my favourite TSWer

I had sex with The King about 20 minute ago and I gave him the whole 3 minutes, then reached around to finish him off. I didn't have any change, so he let me keep the fiver.

I am meeting his parents tomorrow night, but he has a lot of making up to do before I let him have me. He can't go cheating on me like he has been.

I got signed up for a team on Saturdays, lower down the Footballing pyramid, but at a level above Ian Pearce, thus, I can't get to games anymore. In the past I enjoyed my Saturdays watching Saints, but it was getting rubbish!!

By tomorrow morning I hope someone has told me the best deal around for a 360 with the newish Top Spin Game, Tiger Woods 09 and Fifa 09. There will be trouble otherwise. Love Aids xx

I could go and find it, but I am far too lazy, so I will just say, that the things I like are: - To be a Dog handler - Weekends - Evenings - Bank holidays - My Mum - My Dad - My Sister - My friend - My ladyfriend (hand, hahahahahaha, that's for the funny ones out there) - More than 5 hours sleep - Smiling - Seeing people happy - Posting happy lists on the innernets with 33.3% of my daily innernets allowance. I hope all my peeps out there are alive and kicking. Love you all xx

Dog Handler.

Happy birthday again Stu. Hope you had an awesome day, as you deserve it. You're easily in the top 3 list of best posters on here.

My right leg People who live in Hook Whatever and whoever else Essruu hates If someone could start up a "things that you love" thread then we could spread some joy today and I would feel rather happy to see such a thread started, as I can't start threads. Why? I haven't paid my £5, thus I can't start threads and I would say drop me a PM if you want to talk to me more about my reasons for not paying £5, but I can't do PMing. I will check back a bit later, as I only have 2 more posts to use today and this is because I get 3 posts a day. I could pay a £5 and get these luxuries, but I haven't paid a £5 to join yet. Hope this clears up any confusion. Love Aids xx

Clarifying that I haven't paid my £5, thus I only have 3 posts a day and I used up one of them there and i'm using up another now. This makes this my second post today and I only get 3, so this means I have just 1 more left for today. If I paid my £5 I would have 395238532858328 and more posts left for today. Sadly, I only have 1 more left, as I haven't paid my £5. Ask Scudamore, he knows and can fill you in on the fact that I haven't paid my £5 'cos I don't like to talk about it. Love Aids xx

I couldn't start one, as I haven't paid my £5 and I only have 3 posts a day, but I will use my first post today to wish a belated birthday to my idol StuRomseySaint. I hope that he had a great day and a much better birthday than ESB is going to have today, 'cos he deserves it. This is my first post today, which means I have 2 left. Love Aids xx P.S. I have 2 more posts today and this is because this is my first post today. P.P.S I haven't paid my £5.

Palms is my favourite casino in Vegas, followed by MGM. That is all I wish to add at this time and for some peoples benefit I have been advised to inform you that I have 2 of my allocated 3 posts left for today. This makes me the coolest xx

Yes, just like I can use my last post to point stupid things out to spazmongs.

Tonight - Iron my replica shirt and get my packed lunch sorted, put it in my rucksack and leave it by the door. Tomorrow - Shower, get my facepaints on, get Balloons from shop and set off to St Marys. Eat packed lunch on the train and stuff. Evening of X Factor and Match of the Day. Sunday - Read all the newspapers and see how they all viewed our performance. Come on here with my in-depth analysis of the game. It's going to be epic.

So we can either give you money for your holiday now, or wait until you do a little bike ride and give you money for your holiday then? Or we can come and watch you play music in Sheffield and give you money for your holiday then? Why don't you go on a pub crawl and get people to sponsor you for that to sponsor your holiday as well?

I will use my last post to ask you Ess, my leader, if you received the special discount offer from Boj as well?

Haha, you are a geeky fanboy with no life though