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We might laugh now, but this will probably double his transfer fee for when we finally flog him off. Did Lowe's PR company write this article? Good work if so.

Saganowski's wages in 2006/07.

Except they would've been trying it from the halfway line... this guy did it from the edge of the penalty area. Better than me, but of course he's going to do well.

Interesting points, but what does this have to do with Port Vale?

Insert ludicrous transfer rumour here. I thought we were getting Cruyff or Butt!?

Old country = Plymouth The above sentence is a lie.

Shenanigans like that will surely not go down well with the F.A.

Touch jealous perhaps?

We weren't. My mistake. I just remembered the hat-trick!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/league_cup/3947077.stm Blackstock hat-trick in one of his first games for us. 2-0 down at half-time. Needless to say we were knocked out in the next round, although I can't remember who by.

yeah, because that's what the Yanks call it! And we can't let that continue.

I thought it was very odd that Redknapp was credited with Tottenham's win against Bolton, after all it was the youth and reserve team managers who were officially in charge today. Then again, it was also all Pearson's fault that he lost his first game even though it was still Dodd and Gorman picking the team etc.

Didn't Millwall do a similar thing twenty years ago? Doubtfull if Hull can stay where they are until Easter, but in this day and age it gives teams like us great hope. It does bother me slightly that until that 5-0 defeat though, I always regarded them as an easy three points... I remember 4-2, 4-0 as being recent scores. How is it that we've been drifting aimlessly towards the abyss while a little club can come up from the lower leagues, match us, and then leave us for dust. Mind you, the rest of the league's thinking the exact same thing.

No way would that happen, I would die laughing. Harry would be an idiot to leave Pompey again.

Social Services are trying to rehome a young boy thats been beaten by his parents. They ask him whether he wants to go live with his Aunt and Uncle. "No cos they'll beat me" he says. What about your Grandparents? "No cos they'll beat me" he says. Well we've got no other choice then, you'll have to go to Southampton cos they don't beat anyone!!!

Well we can talk as much as we like, but we had the chance to hold onto the OH SO DOMINANT ™ Mettomo last season, oh no he wasn't good enough! Speaking of Stoke, what we really need is someone with a long throw. Somebody that would really frighten those nancies in the premier league. Why is it that when Delap played for us, his long throws were a joke but when he leaves, suddenly it becomes a superpower and he is feared by every opposition team?

Gareth Bale our messiah? Surely not!