Tokyo-Saint

Dumb bear, Ben Goddards isn't going to be up for something small like this. Him and the heartbeats are probably getting ready for the next Glastonbury headline or something. I think Craig David might be up for it thou

It's good that they all have a cock on their chest so you know exactly what they are from a distance.

I don't think you get a choice Bob, it is not so much would you or wouldn't you, it is more she is having you or not having you tonight. You would probably also get that awkward moment when you both realise her knob is bigger than yours. I hate that.

Everyone quickly googles Alina Vacariu

Pretty spot on though there is a good point where MLG posts a load Miles Jacobson videos. In these videos Miles tells us about the complete overhaul of the game and how much better it will be. Weeks of videos get posted and Miles wears the same T-shirt. By the end, you can see the egg and armpit sweat stains. Also, come October, we all buy the game and wonder how MLG was able to get such a high rating for some players and completely miss others. At this point in time I can imagine MLG is posting reams and reams of stats to some king MLG at SIgames. MLG "Morgan Schneiderlin is one of the best midfielders in Europe." King MLG "No he is not, he has had one good season. Before that he often lost his place to Cork and Hammond" MLG "Emailing stats now plus info on the new stadium" King MLG's PC - *You inbox has not exceeded your data limit* King MLG "oh whatever - just stop emailing me"

I would say that the attacking will swap positions now and again. Merson said yesterday that we play a lovely 442.

Yes

She's everyone's favorite pole vaulter Brett

Like Barry but with longer hair.

No it's not.

Sorry Krakes bit pissed and took me a while to post. gay crabs is a boring deppo wannabe cunt he thou? full credit for highlighting it first. Sure he already knows it though.

I've been sending you loads of PMs...

Must be a few long looks in the mirror each day?

How would you describe your own behavior gay crabs?

Rapesby bears

Hi Sticksaint Really sorry about bear taking the piss, he is a fucking idiot. I feel your pain, I'll help you find your missing friend. I had a similar experience on Ham common last Sunday. What did he look like?

There'll be a whole load of new ones out soon JL. If you part with your cash now, you can be a beta tester for the new bugs in just a few weeks.

I only use facebook to get updates on when my friend's wives have poorly kids or how busy/upset they are. That and 'the girls trip' to Corfu 2007. Can you post a link?

These kind of lols things used to be in the Metro next to the cartoons. It would be like "I saw you in the rain, you dropped your wallet and our eyes met as we both went to pick it up at the same time. It was hysterical. Fancy a bone?" I would always contact them to say it was me that hat the wallet moment with them and yes I did fancy a bone but then they generally turned out to be mental anyway.

Surely Dune's bar would be in Gibraltar?

Matthew Paterson still kicking around. HCDAJFU

I'm loving the new stadium btw.

He wouldn't be able to get a 2 bed semi in London for that price

Were you earning 90k a week, driving round in a Ferrari pulling hot blondes from little Italy or were you taking the tube to work in rush hour?