Tokyo-Saint

Sorry it has been a while guys. As China has decided to diversify away from just making plastic toys for kids and actually have a proper economy that will eventually take over the world, I have decided to learn Chinese. When studying a language I usually like to learn sentences that have more than one meaning and if possible that help you get laid or at the very least, get the girl wearing less clothes. Today's Chinese phrase is.... Wǒ hǎo rè a which means I'm so hot (subtext take off your clothes). Here are my new assistants to demonstrate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhPX0iyoDuw

I read an interesting post before on the Jonas Bros forum that said we were looking to take the capacity up to 40k and add a sand crawler to catch up all the droids wandering round town on a sat.

Everyone know Spanish Sahara? Good. Well here we go. Luke Shaw has a fat arse Osvaldo a million dirty ways Now your keeper is lying there Like a lie low losing air, air He drove ****ed now Guly is banned Still Danny Fox we cannot bare With a hot dog in my hands The Cortese Megadome, the place that you'd wanna Forget the horror here Buy your red shirts here Buy your red shirts here Buy your red shirts here It's future rust a sand crawler's a must You'll buy you red shirts there

Seems to work for Baz Is this the next stage spudders.... you become a registered user? That Italian girl has changed you.

Ask Deppo carbs after the match on Sat.

Haha your one was better bear. Mine wasn't even the funniest drugs bust I've ever seen. I do like to see smack dealer try to pretend they are not smack dealers though and were just out on an evening stroll when they happened to get mixed up in some drugs deal. In your one, I like the argument before the punchline moment as well thou. She had some interesting points but just couldn't get past his killer counter argument of "yu bedda back it up byatch"

Delia's dumplings are said to be 2nd to none Deppo.

We do to each other Barry - each other. And it is not just bear, spudgun is involved too, golfing phil after big games, even Glasgow has partaken on Scottish bank holidays. I think you are just a little bit green eyed about not being invited.

I thought this thread looked boring from the title. I thought it would be about MLG's sticker collection or how many replica shirts the9 has but it was a pleasant surprise. A great read Banjo chicken, we all feel your pain. This is like the last bit of the vice to shake off. It is like when heroin addicts stop skagging up but instead smoke non stop and drink super tenants. You think, well at least they are off the skag. You are off the main skag and have stopped spunking money on Guly but this is your sneaky little splee now and again.

Sounds like the Norwich remake of the Green Mile bear. I know this is one of your all time fav movies.

I bet the arsenal forum is a much more cultured and dignified place Charlie?

Bet you would sue... Bet you'd take him back to 'the cellar' for some of that chianti action you told us about.

Start a thread with bacon in the title and you can guarantee a response from both the desert rats before you can mutter Halal.

The main thing I took from it was that bear got a bona from reading horse porn. Hope everyone noticed it. Starts off slow, tails off in the middle (apart from the horse porn bit) but by the end, I'm loving it. Some of the feedback given seems extreamly well thought out. My personal high was "Anonymous28 August 2013 11:49 Biggest load of **** I've read on the internet in a long long time! Not even remotely funny." I wish I had written this bit. Well done bear!

Golfing phil was just the warm up act. Here comes Barry to finish it all off. Hey Baz, what are your thoughts on Gaston Ramirez?

Haha dropped that question bomb and then went out on business all day. Going to the gym now... Hey Phil, got any good golf stories?

Where you a pilot Phil?

I like the sound of that. I will of course be singing Davies not Davis to see if anyone gets wound up enough by it to start a thread. Fingers crossed. What are the hand movements Turks? I don't think there is enough dance in soccer ball supporting. If we really want the Asian market, we have to sort out our dance moves.

Well spotted! Plus 1 MLG points.

It would be much better if it was you've (or even they've) got Whittingham, we've got Pottechino. The the people who correct the spellings and stuff go round and correct those signing the wrong words? Cause you don't really sign a manager do you? You sign players like Phil Jones and Kun Aguero. We better watch out or Man City might star nicking our songs.

What were the problems with her oral skills spank boy?

I am right, her mate is better. Christine Keeler (the tramp you are all talking about) google said she was a high class whore in the olden days. Not bad for a black and white bird. As per the old thread rules...