Tokyo-Saint

Usually I'd agree with you but this season the difference is only 5 points. I think the bottom half, maybe all the way up to 8th is getting very congested with not too much to choose from between the teams. Getting above that group will be a much bigger challenge as the teams tend to have money from playing in Europe and are a bit bigger than us so have more pull with the better players.

That would be great half time entertainment, 2nd only the dog display teams they used to have at the Dell. Seeing a guy in a fat man suit run away from an angry alsatian dog was better than the match sometimes.

Two lesbians. Sisters probably. I'm just watching.

Spurs are a good side with a good manager. To conclude, they have wingers who can take people on the outside and get a ball into the box from the by line or cut it back. We don't, the closest we have is Steve De Ridder who is fast but not able to do the other footbally bits. I am sure we will address this in the summer, maybe that Dutch guy. Until then MLG can just pretend we have the players to do that.

Rodriguez is pretty fast and does take people on but he usually drives through the middle. Mayuka plays on the bench and I am yet to see him do anything worth your constant w@nk fest over. The other two do but they are full backs and we are talking about wingers. So by the way are you now saying you were talking about wingers or sticking with your "when did I say that line"? You're like a journalist, you can cut and paste and twist your words.

errrm, he was talking about wingers not being able to take players on the outside as they don't have the pace to.... you quoted him.

Now all that is done, I actually want Wgan to stay up. They play decent football and have some very good players. I'd be more than happy for them to get a point at Arsenal and to beat Villa, hopefully sending Newcastle down in the process.

1 in 10 apparently.

Spudders can drive us both and Raynes Park saint!

And relax

MLG celebrates as the rest of the us sigh.

Spam? ****in hell Scotty, next you'll be telling us about when you were evacuated.

What's your favourite Tommy four fingers joke? Mines Tommy Four fingers and I only just made that up because of the predictive text on my iphone

He wants Wigan

Hand on heart, swear on Miles Jacobson' life, you'll be cheering on Wigan tonight or are you just trolling a little bit yourself?

I think Stoke could be a tough one Godo as they are the type of team we seem to struggle with under Ponch. They sit back, are well organised and pressing doesn't seem to work as they were going to hoof it anyway. Both Sunderland and Stoke are good from set pieces and this has been a weakness for us and by all accounts was a weakness at Espanol. We also do not have a history of travelling well to the North East. Is that enough for even a little bit of doubt to creep in?

Not 100% true bear, When I was in school, they were always forcing faggots onto us. At least once a week we would have that horrible hard meat (that faggots famous for) rammed down our throats. They said it was Mr Brains but I don't know. I don't think I've eaten faggot meat since leaving school but back in those days it wasn't optional. Some of the teachers were militant about it as well. They were like the sisters in Shawshank. You weren't going anywhere until you had gobbled it all up, they made sure of that. Then Jamie Oliver came along and changed everything. Now it is all salad in Balsamic vinegarette and hand jobs behind the bike sheds.

Mr Brains?

Yeah, if only we had some of those on here.

Good stuff. We can still catch Swansea, hope for a Wigan win tomorrow?

You still keen for mid table godo?

Haha love neville "you don't want to over spend like portsmouth. When you come up you want that money to work for you. You want to be there for your fans after 25 years not just be good for 25 minuets."

Stag do was in Manchester with a load of Makoons that spoke Geordie. It was an accident I was there really, they were friends of my mate, then my mate pulled a sickie and didn't come. I was left wandering round Manchester with my shirt if singing about sunny sunny Sunderland. We get thrown out of wetherspoons, it was that bad. Call them whatever you like, they are from beyond the wall and Cheryl Cole was a one off.