Tokyo-Saint

Justice Mike.

That's my father in law!

Oh sorry, in a nutshell he says he is getting used to the food over here (it's a Japanese thing to always talk about foot like us and the weather I guess) and that he is finding his feet with the new manager. Then they talk about the champions league stuff and if we can do it in two years. He says "nah, the governer (NC not ponch) just does that stuff to wind up MLG on some football forum. The governer posts on it under the name Vman and likes going mental about people leaking stuff but the really being the one who leaks it himself. He also loves nothing more than winding up MLG, so every so often gets some designer to release some plans about a massive stadium. Last time he even included a jawa sand cruiser from star wars to see if he could get away with it and he did! Those guys are idiots". He said he hoped to be in the champions league in 2 years but he also hoped to bone Kagawa's bird and to be the first Japanese rapper. They then went back to chatting about food. That's the gist of it anyway.

Why is the towel thing, the thing you are wondering about? What about all of the guys that can seemingly sit on the top of water. I mean one Arab guy 2000 years ago walks on a bit of water and you honkies bang on about for 2,000, even get weirdos to knock on my door to tell me about it. But a whole load of Japanese dudes sit on top of water for hours and all you are woried about is where they put their towels! Some people.

Well don't say it like a spastic then, say it normally.... Boom! Sorry egg, it's just was just a joke. An open goal I couldn't miss and no worse than the I spasacus ones.

You've hit an all time low here Godo. Shouldn't you be on the Merrington thread arguing with Turks?

Ha! In a crabber type style - my mrs knows Weller briefly. Said he is a really down to earth guy but his kids are a bit knobbers. Hang on, that didn't come off well. That didn't sound like golfing Phil!

Yeah come on crabby, you can't just drop the 'I boned bianca on wife swap bomb' then leg it. Tell your story!

Brine every time.

Good thread justice, I actually thought about posting it myself before, though it should really be in the muppet show. As I've got older, Ive got into loads of 'uncool' music. Biggest lameass one is Rihanna's album, last years one. That was decent. It also helps as she is naked in some of the videos. Saw Rizzle Kicks twice last year. They are so lame at one of the gigs James Cordon even got on stage with them. Had a good time though. Should be fine as long as I don't tell anyone, like on a forum or something.

What can I say bear, that kind of thing is very common in Japan. It is just a cultural thing, like Suarez is allowed to be racist and bite people cause it is what they do in South America, RP saint is allowed to get bummed by ladyboys as it's what happens in Thailand, I have to have baths with other men as it is what is going on in Japan. It's a big world outside of the bull centre or whatever it is called bear.

Lol - that thread wasn't about your flaccid knob or even how you confuse Rihanna perfume with spermicide. It was about outing Raynes Park saint as a fan of the Thai ladyboys.

It was the worst £318 bear ever spent.

Only joking MLG, I love you really. I am the only one that noticed you were gone when Milts kidnapped you, I care! I just like angry MLG more than pedantic MLG and nobody messes with my Davy M. Not you, not the Sholing Baptist society. No one!

I've done this a few times on football manager bear and can confirm, it does actually work. They are never wrong either (as we all know) as it is the worlds most realistic football game. I even got some of the youth players parking jose's car on it and painting Steve De Ridder's house.

Done

Yeah I hate people that are like a broken record. You know the types, always banging on about stadium expansion, posting artist impressions and links to old interviews, talking about the ambition of the club like they have some kind of inside info. Those kind of people are right knobs!

Cheers Trousers. Me and Hannah will be translating in the muppet show a little later today.

Isn't everyday camel toe day where you are Phil?

Doh! I had loads of jokes about god getting one back and not letting the devil back in the game. Dam you night shift mod! So who is right about the young players doing jobs, disco Dave or MLG. Maybe you should post a link to your evidence godo (I hate the fact you never back up your comments with links) and maybe an artist impression of Ryan Seager painting a fence at Staplewood. That would help a lot. Thanks.

What did you say?

Your only saying that cause you are up to your knees in ladyboys in some far away country and not going to the game.

Adkins said he wants "to win the division" when asked about out aims for this season. Ponch needs to up his ambition or he could find himself in deep water.

So it's not so much the bite as the who you bite? What if he had bitten a fan? Shorter or longer ban? What about a disabled fan? A ball boy? A child? A disabled child? A disabled child ball boy who wanted to be a ref? The FA really need to make a chart to show what happens when you bite who. I guess it is like on here. Mug off bearsy and you get lols, Jeff le taxi and you get away with it, a main boarder and you might get an infraction but mug off a mod or Baj and you are facing a ban.