Tokyo-Saint

Yeah me too..... When is it again?

Only joking Phil. Will Davis Love the third be there?

Could be tough Bob. The bastard that stole it is a slippery customer and he has previous.

I think I have seen that hat Bob.

Is it a real place then Socal? I thought it was just a made up place like Narnia, Atlantis or Leatherhead.

Sorry socal, I am ill at the moment so even grumpier than usual. Let's face it though, no one under the age of 45 lives in Portland Origan. Bletch is definitely old - he's my dad FFS. Bear will have to confirm about the hand jobs. If you want to know if your car is OK - ask a mechanic. If you want to know about old men getting hands jobs - ask a rent boy (rent bear).

I've got to go now, I'm scared. I think I've just seen two old men give each other verbal hand jobs but I can't be sure. Bear please confirm.

Hi Phil Have you ever met anyone famous? Thanks Tokyo

Mine used to, wife gave it to me but think it belonged to some knob called Paul Smith. Maybe he nicked it back.

No problem. Btw was this your serious thread you were thinking of putting in the lounge? If so... All I can say, is you are a definitemuppet show man. When the bomb goes off, you'll be safe.

I can, look... Shag See?

Hi MLG I guess Turkish has run out of posts so you are free to mug him off. Why don't you stop spamming up the mainly bored with your Turks video and come over the muppet show for a Turks is dead celebration thread? Make your first MS thread a good one.

Hi spud I can confirm you will never see it again. I lost my scarf in a bar in Paris before and never saw that again. I got a replacement but left it in an izakaya in Tokyo this winter, never saw that again. Based on this information I have concluded, you, like me, are destined not to wear scarfs.

"This is how bearsy said it's done."

Self taught obviously?

Int there a lotus Elise that does the M40 or something? #onlyinoxfordshire Edit: Yep Hang on, there is loads of them..... #onlyin everywhere Steve Grant is even issuing the mods with one.

Minus 1 rep point for calling it 'the ramble'.

Also who is the other guy? Is he from the football ramble? He sounds like one of them. He doesn't do his cuffs up either bear, he is that rock and roll, he don't need cuffs! Isn't it edgy when he swears though. It's like the start of punk all over again.

This thread will be the epicentre of our attack. Spud prepare to launch

It's a bit like a tramp being made to pay I've the odds for the wheely bin they live in. BC has played a blinder here, pushing the price up with a fake bidder.

Put it in the Muppets all day long spud. We will of course treat it seriously but you have the added advantage that if your problem is solved in the first few posts, we can go off topic without the need for posts being deleted or infractions. Just last week MLG posted that all time classic thread where he made a spelling mistake. It was a pretty simple thread something like he wanted the offside rule explained or whatever. Anyway, this was sorted, then MLG was ripped for the spelling mistakes and a funny conversation started. Dry Swede Olollannas came along, had a moan, in steps Charlet, deleted a load of posts and said get back on topic.... No one posted again. Sad really. I've got a story about my mate seeing Margaret Thatcher's fanny. It seems far fetch but is completely true. Where should I post this?

QPR will sign him.

Yeah, just google it. It's free and pretty good, especially for streaming football. I only know the Chrome one but I bet there are others.

Nah Agreed, let's nuke those bastards too. Charlie was on there yesterday suggesting David Connelly might be the man to help us push on. FFS Charlie, unless you come TMS and issue a full and frank apology, you will also be targeted. Prepare to launch!

Without even looking, I am going to say, if stoke are after him he is a big no nosense defender with limited technical ability.