Tokyo-Saint

You think we know how to stop the golf jokes? NO! If we knew how to stop the golf jokes, we wouldn't be this close to all out war.

It's the Keiyo Plaza in Shinjuku bear. I know, a similar thing happened to me there but my wife wasn't dead so it was a happy ending all round.

Stay on topic Windows, this aint the muppet show you know. For me Ponch wants the ball to be won high up the pitch and so advocates intense pressing; speaking, as Arrigo Sacchi did, of there being an ideal 25 metres between centre-forward and centre-back. He recognises the importance of the rapid movement of the ball from front to back to catch opponents off balance, but he also sees the value in retaining possession, which is what differentiates him from, say, Egil Olsen, a coach who always prioritises position on the field over possession. Inevitably, though, it took Ponch time to settle. He made radical changes, training became far more conceptual, with moves worked through in detail without opponents. Now it is clicking. This is what bear predicted when he first signed.

I'll PM you bear...

PM me some pics of Swedish girls giving out Swedish breakfasts and we will go back to talking about holding midfielders and wingers that are really full backs except when it goes wrong, when they become 'lazy bastards' that don't track back.

You would be welcomed as a god! It seems that bletchy has been killed by milts so we need a straight man to correct our grammas and stuff. We can help you with your spellings at the same time, sort of language exchange thing. We also promise to help you with your Turkish problem. Turks hates arguing with me and bearsy.

http://www.beedictionary.com/common-errors/full_proof_vs_foolproof

MLG the way this thread is going, you could be taking your first trip to the muppet show.

That was the point of the obviously bit I put windows. I was a joke that full proof when it is almost full proof, i.e. not 100% full proof isn't actually full proof at all, maybe just part proof but then when something is accurate then you should need the put something like full proof before it as it is either accurate or not isn't it? You know what I mean?

MLG has joined my fight against the bear. With his intelligence, copy & paste skills and (almost) full proof accuracy, we can't fail to win. Just hope this doesn't turn Turks against us. MLG for your infos, bear hates the rolly eyes thing. It is like bear kryptonite.

Bet you double checked you didn't spell it Davies eh?

Seriously where has MLG gone? Is anyone on suicide watch? I'm getting worried again.

If you quickly skip all that boring football stuff and go straight to the bottom of the page, there are some other very interesting articles as well.

Do you have front sweeper notifications on Garrett? No sooner is the term 'front sweeper' posted, you have replied.

I like ben&lisa, he invented the front sweeper.

Very similar to Ben&lisa's tactics Athletico and when he was manager of Chilli.

Does this take into account when Lallanans is playing? I bet he goes wider than when Rodregermieriz is playing. Also what about when Lambart goes to the left wing and Rodregermieriz goes central to score Herny like goals? Athough interesting, this is lacking in depth. Accuracy is key! The devil is in the detail.

MLG can you do a comparison on Ponchinos tactics and Atkin's ones? Cheerz!

Hahaha best one yet!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8z8ygrDSWU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

You saying Gaston might be in goal?

Phew that was close. For a moment, I thought Phil was going to tell a golf joke.

He always asks "who does your tampons" brings in an extra 20% before refills and servicing.

Spudders - that's directly off a thread in the lounge (MLG please post the link). What you doing frantonising with the lounge? We are at war don't you know?