Tokyo-Saint

B!tch most likely to PM more than one poster with a photo of her in an uncomprimising position is: Wibble. She is hot! My votes are for sale, except for the ones I have to give to bear. That leaves for sale: Most miserable poster - £5 ono The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year - £7.50 OVNO The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: £10 Least intelligent poster of the year - £150 Mods please be aware that curry vouchers are not accepted.

You posted it!

Yeah, hopefully I'll get on the scoreboard by then!

You should see what I've been compared with Mike! I'd take a wobble in drag performing an 'act' on a happy policement over my ones.

Hey bear, how's it going? I've been feeling bad about this. Look, I tell you what, you take this b1tch, I've got first dibs on the next one, ok?

Most efficient mod - just mike.

Élana Johnson? Good work spudders! We are closing the net. So, Élana or whatever, hi, fancy some sushi? Btw did you hear bear is gay? No? Yeah I was supprised too. Anyway, about this sushi...

Shut up Bletch, she is fit until proved otherwise! For more details on this check out Italian Sue. Nice try bear but registered offenders can't send or receive PMs. I know this because as soon as she posted the pic, I tried to PM her and invite her out for sushi.

LURKER ALERT LUKER ALERT!!!! Bugenhagen, hi, how you doing? Do you really look like that? (back off bear, I saw her first!)

Let's face it Phil, they are young, in love and she is getting fitter by the day. You'll be lucky if he can keep his fingers out of her in public. Just don't let him near a horse (or camel) whip!

Just give her a copy of 50 shades (easily available) and tell her to keep it in the bedroom.

Once you go that far North West only Pap can tell the difference.

Ali Dia Golfing Phil and best mate Tiger, reviewing Phil's latest short post on PTS. Lolz all-round and sand in the butt-cheeks .

Ah, my mistake. I remember during that period that Branfoot didn't fancy him but Le Tiss kept saving him his job. Ok, I change back to Italian BMT with chilli sauce.

I imagine there won't be many parking restrictions in operation, just park somewhere in Putney or on the District Line.

whooooaaa stop a horse! Alps has a sense of humour! Well done mate, that is a side of you I haven't seen before, good on you. My favourite is the one were he came off the bench and scored the wonder goals against Newcastle. Was in the Milton for that game and still think they are the best goals I have seen 'in real life'.

You obviously forget the d!ck up there waving the Pompey flag when we played them? (It was Oldham wasn't it?) Anyway, just give it ago, say it out loud and see how it sounds.

Can I just say league one relegation rival again, I really like how it sounds.

I guess it would depend on who they already had in goal. GW must think he is a better option than they already have?

Why would Oldham, a league one relegation rival... hang on I liked the sound of that, let me just repeat it. A league one relegation rival, want to lend them a keeper?

Fulham are advertising for the match on Talksport. If you get stuck, just buy them direct from Fulham for the 'neutral' section. It seems Sunderland had a lot in there at the weekend.

Haha sorry Paps, couldn't resist it. You should have a countdown off with Bletch and Bear. Alps, out of interest, what is your favourite sub ever?

Fascinating. Though, of absolutely no relevance to this discussion, to be honest.

Alpine_saint, making friends and influencing people since 2006.

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