Tokyo-Saint

This thread is mental. For a moment I thought Alpine and MLG had suddenly started posting in the muppet show, then I realised it was just some crap that had been sent here to die. Seriously, everyone knows its just me, bear, bletchy big head, Scotty and maybe about 2 others than come here to get away from the rath of the mods. If you keep sending crap here, we won't know which is our own crap and which is the crap that's been moved here.

Just said it on twitter as well. Don't think this will go down well.

No chance of anything normal like a saints badge then?

It's only a matter of time before bear says it's a date with me....best just not asking.

Is this a way of making money out of Jedi mind tricks? Turkish - "this isn't the paper you are looking for"

Mayuka woaaah Mayuka wooaaah He comes from Africa He's better than Kaka Mayuka wooaah

Do it Turkish, those printer cartridges will fly out the door. Btw like Bearsy, I was either expecting some nips or some anti Japanese stuff to enjoy. Bitterly disappointed.

Bearsy, you mention judges - plural. I know you generally make everything plural as a rule, just to be on the safe side but does this mean there are more than one judge? Will I be a judge or is it going to be like an X factor style panel with one nice one, one fit one and one mean B@stard who get booed at? I am not sure about he dancing ones Glasgow as they may my eyes go funny and I think may be giving me epilepsy. I have been known to exaggerate though and do like Ian Curtis so who knows?

Bearsy, how long do I have to have this for? Any plans for a change?

Has Simon Peach tweeted anything today?

I'm friends with the people I liked at school, in the most part the rest are either dead or in jail. If I want to hear about the other ones kids, there is always facebook.

I'm thinking of editing the opening post to include T-shirt ideas. That way it can't be closed for going off topic again.

How did this thread rise from the dead? My beautiful Lazarus thread... Its alive!

You're bananas Turkish!

I have no idea why some people dislike you. What could it be? Richard Hall - £7.5m (when he was England under 21 player for you MLG)

I just looked on football manager and he does not have a Spanish passport. As Italian MLG wouldn't be wrong, I withdraw my statement and am now off to throw myself upon a sword.

I wouldnt trust that, seems like an unreliable source (me). I probably got the info from football manager or subbuteo or something like that.

I heard it was just Alan Sugar running around naked after a night on the ****.

Seriously, if Turkish doesn't make it out of that toilet for a while, who is going to wind Up MLG? Can we make a substitution?

That's why he doesn't have a clue at this level. No experience of football.

Where's Turkish when you need him!?!? Oh, he's the one in the toilet.

I went to the final of the Olympic football and there was a guy there in a full Maradona argentina kit, complete with shorts, socks, studded football boots and his hair was permed. If you are going to do it, you have to put the effort in.

If he does sign, you can put that on a t-shirt. Turkish and I will definitely buy it.

It's ok but I've got one of those "if found, please return to the bar" ones. They are hilarious. I pulled my wife by wearing a t-shirt that said "sex instructor, first lesson free". Can you believe it? She asked for a free lesson. Hahahha we are so wacky!

What a guy!