Tokyo-Saint

I don't think player under a certain age need to be named in the squad (I think it's 21 years old), therefore there would be no need to name any of the development squad in the 25 so if someone does start to shows signs of being ready for the first team, we could put them right in. I agree with most of what you wrote but think it was a bit hard on Reeves who looks a good player. I think a loan to a league 1 or championship team would help his development next season. I could be miles off but he reminds me of a young Lallana around the time he went on loan to Bournemouth.

Think your missing the subtle joke here lads. It's the "we are Southampton, we are Southampton, Adkins is our king" part. As we have been promoted, we should have just sung that part on its own... "when we got promotion, this is what we'll sing" etc

You are right, the flare was rubbish and since it went off I have changed. I have noticed an intollerence to people who are different to me and a real love for hitler. I sat in all last night watching American History X and engraving HH on everything. The only bit I enjoyed of the whole celebrations yesterday is when the players were on the balcony, the fans were singing and the genius on the PA put on his favourite 80s track and pumped up the volume. Were the guys from Radio Solent still in the building at that point? If so, he's your nextbig DJ. The best hits of today, tomorrow and yesterday whether you want them or not.

My money is on charming man, he loves a flare. The flare added to the celebrations, the 80's music on the other hand....

I hope he didn't mind?

Is this thread serious then and not a wind up? Have I misjudged it? Nah, it's a wind up.

Is there a dress code?

You've found yourself in a K hole. Always tricky to get out of.

Only if you bum him. Ok I dropped a K, well done - gold star for your polo-shirt with all the buttons on up.

When you come out of the station, head towards the docs. When your feet get wet, just keep going. The ground is just past Hythe pier, plenty of boozers on the way.

*waves his season ticket.

Yeah, the problem with the mega train is that it leaves so early in the morning. One of my mates is taking it tomorrow but has to be at Waterloo at 7:30. I'd rather just pay the extra of drive than have to leave the house before 7am

Thanks. Do you know if anything is organised for home games? I know the south west trains do a group ticket for 4 or more people but we sometime miss out on that as for example there are 3 of us going tomorrow. As that means £30 each for the train, I end up driving.

Yes, I would as long as we are comfortable. I feel sorry for them, unlike the skate pr!cks down the road.

No, everyone knows that it didn't matter before that as the shorts were too tight and some players even had moustaches. Gazza invented football in 1990 and then sky decided to televise it a couple of years later.

Hang on, I'll find out. Turkish are you going on sat?

Sure I saw someone (maybe Blackpool's chairman) arrive by helicopter on the pitch, on the football league show at the weekend. Could we not do something like that? Maybe Cortese could parachute in wearing a Hawaiian shirt and place the ball on the centre circle. That would get the fans going.

"they're calling you a w@nker mate, it means jerk you off" - Busted!

You were obviously too hard for him to take. It seems that by taking him by surprise, he was in a tight spot and you took advantage of that tight spot. I bet it felt satisfying.

You could be our working class lackey Sour Mash. We offer an honest days pay for an honest days work. It could work both ways as you could check we are dressed appropriately, have the right song words etc. Cheers for the offer of a lift LTC, although I would love to get our of driving myself, I have a car full so can't really let them down.

I've looked at it before and although they have some information on how much it costs to join, apart from a newsletter, it doesn't say what you get for your money. Be interested to know.

2 roads down from me, I'm on Belmont Avenue. *(awaits sarcastic response from other posters telling me where they live) Seriously though, seems a good few people in the Wimbledon/Surrey area. A mini bus to away games wouldn't be out of the question.

Strangely enough, I live in Motspur Park. This is the friendliest thread we have had in ages. We could take a mini bus to games, save me fecking driving.

When you attacked him Turkish, did you take him from behind or did you just walk straight up to him, show him what you've got and say come and get it?

You should stick up for yourself more. If you are getting barged out of the way by a few small (usually polite) Japanese, then you need to beef up a bit. Get Turkish to let you have a go on his kettle bells. If all else fails just tell them to Hotoi te (feck off).