Tokyo-Saint

We follow we follow we follow, cause that's the way we like it we like it we like it whoooooaaaa whhhhoooooaaa etc.

If I hear it I will definitely join in. Not because I like it but just to annoy the mongs on this thread.

I really like it when they time waste, rolling around on the floor in the first 5mins.

Don't forget to get ****ed the night before and post anti pompey songs to smiths tunes as well.

Happens every time, or should that be is supposed to happen every time. I was told almost the exact same story years ago by some old, fat nosed, stinking skate I used to work with. What actually happened? Feckall. There is by the way a thread on their less intelligent forum talking about going to southampton by train etc etc. Even our very own genius on here, Jackanory had some plan how he would infiltrate the bubble, he just ended up just sitting quietly in the home end. I expect the skates will do the same at best. At worst, they will get the train going in the wrong direction and end up in Brighton.

Don't worry, I'm sure more will go on sale tomorrow, although they won't advertise it

We have even managed to find a way of speeding up 'who the f>ck is laughing now' and clapped all the way through it, despite it having a bit where you clap and a bit where you sing. Honestly, I think some of our fans must have clapped all the way through 'if your happy and you know it clap your hands', when they were kids. I can picture the mongs in the nursery now clap clap clap clap with the dispersing teacher trying to explain they should clap at the end. clap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clapclap clap clap clap

To the tune of Blue Moon: Our shirt, Your sons will wear our shirt, Your sons will wear our shirt, Etc

Best one yet.

Some of my best friends are Indian eh dune?

Unbelievably someone has fallen for the bait. Some of the worst tolling ever seen and he still manages to reel someone in.

He can do that once the game is finished. I mean come on! he may run the club but there are children present. This isn't the final days of Rome.

I think season ticket holders should take it, but only one's that don't leave early or eat vegetarian food. After that, season ticket holders plus ones (same rules re leaving early and vegi food), then two weeks later it can go to general supporters who have been to 7 or more away games BUT they must collect the ball themselves.

You cheating skate bast&rds, we f^cken hate you.

Keep it simple; We're havin' a party when Pompey die, Jelly and Ice cream when Pompey die, strippers and hookers when Pompey die, we havin a party when Pompey die.

South West, near Wimbledon. I think I'll just go up to Clapham Junction and take the 2 hour train. A few early morning whiskeys will help the journey pass.

Why do you think there will be no seats? Not doubting you, just though it would be ok on a Saturday morning. Do you have any info on going via Redhill? Or does anyone have any better ideas on getting to the game? I don't fancy driving to this one.

South West Trains are planning some major engineering works on the day of the skates match. There is a reduced and slower service over the Easter weekend. If like me, you plan on travelling by train to the game, this might be useful: http://www.southwesttrains.co.uk/uploads/120407weymouthdn.pdf It looks like you'll need to be on the 8:30 train (8:45 from Clapham Junction), if you plan on having a few drinks in town before the game.

Matt le God is going to have a heart attack when he sees the opening post.

Think Les Reed was having a pop at the Skates putting all of the money in one pot, a "boom or bust" approach?

It would of, it just wouldn't have been so meaty.

Haha true to a point. Alright then, I'll do what I want *subject to national and regional laws, ground regulation and The Sporting Events Act 1985. I expect you have a pyrotechnical feast planned for April 7th? I am expecting something on the lines of Jean Michel Jarre.

But you are concerned with what they eat? Why does it concern you but it shouldn't concern others? Who cares, what people eat and when? When people leave and when others stay? Who sings what, wears what, drinks etc etc. I paid my money, I'll do what I want.

Oh you here, thank god! I was getting worried, a thread about match day food wouldn't be the same with the usual people should eat at set times rant. Now, what about that stadium expansion?

There is going to be a scramble for these then. I have said it before but I'll say it again, it is such a bullsh)t system where a season ticket holder can buy 16 tickets for him and his mates while the others get left with the scraps. Season ticket holder - fine, season ticket holder plus mate -mmmm, season ticket holder + anyone they know - F^ck right off.