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No because we were told on here earlier this summer than Milan are a crap team in decline with no money and wouldn't be s attractive as us to a player, remember? If Ramirez leaves us for them its a downward step.

That's ridiculous, no way would he have time to do 3 jobs.

My guy claims to be mates with the son of the bloke Diego Maradona bought his house from when he joined them in 1985, so he is well connected if true. He also told me that Napoli use maximuscle lean performance protein shakes after training and that turned out to be spot on.

Randomly I was chatting to a Napoli fan this morning too, he works in the cafe at my gym. He reckons that they won't get any of them and will instead try and sign Wayne Rooney and lukaku and Saints will sign Osvaldo and Diamao. Who'd have thought it!!

Do you ever question the meaningfulness of your life?

That's exactly what we did with Elliott ward and dan seaborne, so yes, it is what we do and no it hasn't effected us.

How do you explain our end of season form which yielded just one more point than our first 6 games with easier matches and when we had the advantage of 'adapting to the premier league' whatever that excuse means.

Lambert, Fonte and everyone else signed in the first season Cortese was here were signed by Pardew. The committee didnt come into effect until 2010/11 season and even then Adkins made some of his own signs, Forte, N'Gessen, Chaplow, Bignall. If its committee signings being assessed then Lambert isn't one of them.

Afraid not pal, I'm in London. Although obviously I'd give anything to be in Preston or Havant instead.

Is love to come along but sadly I'm down south this weekend.

Even more concerning is the lack of smiling faces. Maybe Fontes article on the OS was propaganda and none of the players are happy. No smiles here, apart from Shaw who's now on £25k a week so he's got something to smile about and no smiles on the first dsy back at training. Lots of sadness and unrest in the camp by the looks of it.

The video was wrong, trust me, he's 6ft 4.

Wanyama is 6 foot 2, Lovern is 6 foot 4.

Sharp could do so much better than Bournemouth and Doncaster. I hope he gets a decent championship side.

I think he's 6ft 2, but Lovern is 6ft 4.

Who cares?

If your track record is anything to go by you'll spend most of the time tucked up in your bed and miss all the games.

Global brand.

In all seriousness are people really following a Pre season friendly against a Spanish side at conference level on twitter?

New signings doing nothing, not even got a mention yet. Do they have the work ethic and spirt we need?

Him and fox.

Billy sharp was top scorer last preseason and look where he ended up.

The defence aren't confident with him there, which leads to mistakes, where is Boruc?

Absolute disgrace, this lot are no better than conference level. Its going to be a long season.

Lallana still captain? Thought MP wild have sorts that.