Then I'll cut him. I'll slice him open like a cucumber. Then I'll cut the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When I've got all the pieces together I've got to get rid of them, because there's no point leaving them in the deep freeze for my mum to find them is there. The best thing to do is feed them to the pigs, you've got to starve the pig for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a p*sshead. They will go through bone like butter. You need 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that wights 200ibs in 8 minutes. That means a singl pig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh a minute. Hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig'