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He is definitely one that gave the woman a baboon face en route to that.

That would be without question the gayest song ever heard inside a football ground if it ever were to be sung.

Luigi delrosso is a sky sports columnist and a rellable source, he tweeted last week Di Rossi had turned down Man City to stay at Roma when everyone else said he was off. I'd trust him.

6 minutes until the announcement.

If you are a wise guy and a made up guy you will get a PM. If you are a connected guy, no PM for you.

I find it incredible tht people think we do this.

Without wishing to sound obtuse, is this thread anything whatsoever to do with Saints? It just seems like Dr Who's cycling training schedule.

It's actually 200 from Charming man as he is me.

Not really, as has been proven in the past this board is full of helmets when it comes to this sort of thing. All I'll say is I think this one is very likey to happen. Brought to you by the same person that called the Clyne deal 6 weeks before it happened.

Heard some interesting stuff on this today from a very good source.

I am appearing on Peter Andres bad boyfriends to sort all this out.

Christ, this deal has had more resurrections than Lazarus.

Do you remember when a lot of the helmets like Ashley Cole started wearing Von Dutch gear and all the fashion victims went out and bought it, before they all realised it was sh*t and they looked like tw*ts.

Aren't we selling out against Wigan on that page either then?

Im on page 278 and 18 months after signing and a promising start he only playing 3 times has now gone back to Uruguay for surgery on a mysterious knee injury which has blighted his time here.

He probably didn't say it very loudly and very slowly.

Christ, have you see this one? Luigibenarroso; il sono signor Rameriz tranfsero to, e15 Southampton complecationao, bologna cano geto loano fromo de banco so theo dealo mayo takeo fewo dayso yeto.

He's not real premier league class until he's been on skysports getting off the team bus and walking to the changing rooms wearing a club track suit and the biggest pair of headphones on the market.

He does also have premier league class tattoos and sunbed tan so I think he's got plenty to offer.

Deal is still on. This was just tweeted @therealmarklawrenson looks like I was wrong about Ramirez, he'll be a Southampton player by the weekend.

I thought I was reply to one directed at me, Barry.

I will not change my posting style. I am the Jimmy Carr of mongboards.

Amusing and pathetic. One mans mongboard is another mans Medium for imparting their wisdom.

No female celebrities to follow to the shops today Barry?