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So have the 1000 or so empty seats in the chapel area all sold out now?

Like the team. Foam hands must move on and evolve.

Of course. It's the 2012/13 "premier league, We're avin a Laff" range. What a stupid question.

I dont know if you've had your head up your arse for the last week but Ramirez is desperate to join us, it's Bologna that are the stumbling block

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I pulled a bird once wearing one that said "can you stop your boobs staring at my eyes" - she loved it! We really are mad arent we. Dont know about you but I cant walk past a pair of glasses without trying them on and looking round at everyone.

You forgot Saints have bid 20m Euros for Iniesta and he's been spotted at the De Vere. Confirmed on twitter by Luigi DelRosso and Alan Nixon

just picked up one of these to wear today. http://www.zazzle.com/danger_im_crazy_tees-235922911953656257

*waves season ticket and chants 'loyal supporter'*

I might do it anyway to show how mad i am.

If he signs i'm going to dress up in a Tribal costume and bring a Vuvezela along to his first home game to welcome him

do you only dicate, errr i mean moderate on this thread then?

I've told you before, im at the top of my game at the moment and its paper as well FFS. A4, A5, f*ck me i've even managed to flog a few reams of A2 this summer. I can tell the tree a sheet of cartidge paper came from just from stroking it. So stick that in your Kiseru and smoke it.

I have moved to block 3 this season as it is the ideal position to abuse and wave my season ticket at the plastics in blocks 43 and 44 and the JCL corporates in the boxes which were often empty in the Championship and L1.

Some perfectly valid points were made last night, with a bit of humour intejected, but of course this is banned on here. Everything must be serious and every post related to the opening one. Conversations and discussions in real life and on mongboards are always 100% serious and never go off on tangents.

Drunk on the power.

I feel honoured.

Behave yourself FFS.

Isnt the whole idea of our new system that it's fluid so rather than players being signed that play in one position we are looking at players that can rotate and interchange. Rodriguez started up front on sunday and then moved out left. I'd expect Ramirez or whoever we sign to be able to play left, right and centre on midfielder or off of a main striker. *wonders how long this post will survive*

A disgraceful article of lies written by lazy journalists with an agenda. Paul Doyle is one of the worst journos out there.

any updates Griffo? I'm keen to moan about the attendance again whilst at the same time abusing everyone who has returned this season with chants of "where were you when we were sh*t?"

Racist. Mods delete this post. We must only post positive things about other nations. We heart Saabs, blondes and Tomas Brolin FACT

Too true. The Man U game, which I don't think had sold out yet, would have sold out 50k in four hours if it wasnt on the telly and the same weekend the kids to back to school.

Why do you think Leeds were founded before Wigan? Don't you also think the size of city counts to the success of the club? Can't think of too many footballing superpowers coming from Cities with a population of 80,000, like Wigans.

Phillips isn't down the swanny.