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Considering it will cost as much to expand SMS to 45,000 as it cost to build it, how do you think this is going to be financed, without going into debt.

Behave yourself.

not sure about season ticket holders being able to buy extra, but it says on their website members of the "The Blue Army" will get priority and it goes on sale to them first, then general sale. I guess "the Blue Army" cant be very big.

Season ticket holders then on sale to their membership club "the blue Army" who got priority. So yes, it does prove they are stuggling to sell them.

The difference being of course that they only have 18k tickets to sell for the one, we had 28,000.

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/latest-news/Southampton-Tickets-Are-On-General-Sale-2717.aspx Embarassing. Where are the greatest fans in the world FFS???

I call it top flight football. They refuse to accept football existed before 1991, i refuse to call it by the name they have given it.

Sky.

Hmm, the best league in the world as marketed by Sky Sports. I'd suggest the German and Spanish leagues are at least as good. Anyway, I get pleasure from seeing Saints win and play good football, not watching supposedly elite players run rings round us while their arrogant fans take the p*ss in the stands, or worse still sit in silence as they expect to beat us. Also having to put up with plastic Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea etc "fans" at work whose support consists of having a sky sports subsription and owning a replica shirt taking the p*ss when they beat us. I also dont want to pay 50 quid a game to see us battling relegation every season going back to the survival is success mantra that was trotted out during the 90's. I cringe at fans celebrating staying up on the last day of the season like they've won the champions league, that isn't success, that is narrowly avoiding faliure and it sure as hell aint worth £800 over the course of a season. If we were in that situation i'd seriously have to question if top flight football is for me, even at "only" £40 a game. Forget talk of being a champions league club, that is deluded, unrealistic thinking. However, if we had a real go at regularly finishing in the top 6-10 every season whilst playing attractive football, even if we didn't always achieve it, then i would welcome top flight football and would be prepared to pay the going rate.

I think you're going to struggle to be honest. These days demand massively exceeds supply and its near on impossible to get s ticket to most games. In the near future I can see situation where every away game goes to a ballot. I expect you'll be right for this one though.

BBC has an anti Saints agenda.

I was absolutely sickened by a lack of respect to our club by the matchday programme today. In the quiz inside it there was a question - which Player played for Coventry, Southampton as well as AC Milan and Rangers? We racked our brains for ages trying to think of the answer only for it to be revealed as Mark Hately. We all know he never played for us but it was in fact Portsmouth that he played for as well as the others. It ruined the day for me and was absolutely sickened by the lack of respect for our history. No wonder they are struggling when they can't even get quiz questions right. I am going to write a strongly worded email to their chairman.

that'll be the lack of plan B Pardew has during games that we were told about on here coming home to roost.

It never ceases to irritant me when mongs sing that. In some ways even more idiotic that screaming peoples first names. Like singing "i'm forever blowing bubbles" when we played Millwall. Why??!!

I always thought a Saints version of the Sash My father wore would be good. Considering the orginal Saint team wore a sash. I'ts old but it is beautiful, It's colours they are fine, We wear it all across the land The famous sash of mine My father wore it as a youth, In byegone days of yore, and just like them I proudly wear, The Sash My Father Wore

It may be a good song but it wont get through our superfan song selection panel because there is no factual evidence he does indeed like mayo on his chips nor is he yet to put a left back on his arse.

Steve De Ridder, Steve, Steve De Ridder He's from Belgium and a winger

LMFAO!!!! We could all pretend to pick our nose and flick it towards to pitch in mock abuse, that'll upset him. If we did it when he was coming for crosses it would be sure to put him off his game and give us the edge. lets do it i say!

I wouldnt abuse you Mikey. I'd be very polite and welcoming. I actually invited in the Red Cross lady when she called, very pleasant she was to and i signed up for cause i believe in.

Dont worry mate, you just know its going to carry on now what with everyone finding it so funny. I am sure the 3,200 Brighton fans at our next game will get to sample the terrace wit of SMS. I wonder what colour outfit their goalkeeper will wear? I bet it wont be orange after the abuse the 'boro keeper got last night. He sure as hell wont want that. However we can always sing "look like a starburst" to cover all bases when it comes to keepers kits.

That's actually a bloody good idea. With the discounted price of £299 for a season ticket text app facility for iphones and blackberries and £1.49 per text text tax this not only reasonably priced but a great way to show your support to the team during games and get your name featured on the big screens during the game.

What a shame i was never in when you called, i'd have given you a warm welcome Mikey. xxx

I am sure it is something to do with it. Lets just hope they dont take it too far. I'd hate to see waving wotsit packets at ginger player as the modern equivilent of throwing bananas at black players.

And people grinning and laughing like it is the most amazing, maddest, craziest thing they have ever done FFS.

I'm with you mate some people take things Too seriously. I thought it was funny and original, especially the wotsit banter. I bet no other fans are funny enough to compare a player to a crisp. The good thing about that song is it's adaptable as well. There are all sorts of comparisons we can draw to crisps to insult visiting players. Here's a few I've come up with already. Blond player - quaver Skinny White player - French fry Skinny black player - twiglet One that looks like they've overdone it on the sunbed - frazzle One that wears a head band - hula hoop One that is wearing a creased shirt - mcCoy or crinkle cut Yep, there are no ends to the fun we can have with brilliant comparing players to crisps.