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At risk of repeating myself, £1m on Schmicheal, Danns on a free. SSN reporting CMS signing today for £3m. Also meant to be in for Pilkington, Matt Mills & Ched Evans. Would you be disapointed if that our transfer activity so far this summer? We've lost Gobern & Stephens so are arguably weaker than the squad which got promoted.

I have no idea, i can only assume she is as sad and desperate as Spade face and would take what she could get.

Moaning? Or struggling to understand why an 18 year old is not enjoy his youth and freedom.

Where have i done this? Merely told him what normal 18 year olds do.

Seriously. He has moved in with her already. All his wild claims of slamming countless women, them queuing up for him etc etc, were bullsh*t, as we said they were. First f*ck he's gone and in love. What a mug.

My next door neighbour has a Swift next in her guttering.

He's got a point, if Adkins didn't trust him in L1 then why would he get a game in the championship, especially when we are in for Cork. Plus i dont remember too many on here championing Goberns cause for a regular starting slot, i thought most of you would be glad he's gone.

Our tubby, spade face has already moved to Gravesend and now lives with his POF capture. Strange that a bloke who had them queuing up was so easily snared.

This. Mine is knocking on a bit now too. Engine still goes alright but the bodywork is looking a bit rusty and tired. Plus service costs are going up due to increased need for maintenance. I'm sure it'll be great for a first time driver or an old boy looking for a good runner but for a bloke in their prime I need something younger, sleeker and lower running costs.

Is that really what you think???!! I dont have any time whatsoever for young, arrogant students with an opinion on everything but have done nothing.

Like all of us, they just want the best deal. It's all relative. Would a check out operator at ASDA stay there for £6 an hour when they could get £7 an hour at Sainsburys?

I dont care about Leicester. Why haven't you responded to my questions? i thought you had all the answers.....

Correct, i wish i was a miserable, woe is me 20 year old. I dont understand what is wrong with these youngesters, at the age of 20 being in the audidence of Question Time was the last thing i would want to do on a thursday night.

If hip and trendy student types mean looking like Chunk from the Goonies, wearing silly wristbands and being a know it all, then you are spot on.

Dont get me wrong, i'd be delighted if we signed him. I am not saying he is going to join the others, just in answer to Tames, if he had the option of all 4, then realistically we would be at best 3rd choice.

So you are saying you would be devestated if we had signed Neill Danns because he didn't cost any money? Would you be disapointed if so far in this window we had signed Danns, Schmicheal and were about to sign CMS? Mackaill Smith is set to sign today, according to SSN,not a rumour. People were jizzing their pants when we were rumoured to put a bid in for him. Mills, Pilkington, Evans, all players our fans were getting erections over but certainly in Mills case writing off as very unlikely, it appears Leciester being in the chase show it isn't. So you dont think it would be a gamble at his stage of his career to join a newly promoted side, who have yet to improve the squad and play under a manager who hasn't pulled up any trees at this level? Or he could go to a big relegated club, making a push for promotion with some excellent players at this level and play under a very good, experienced manager with a reputation for being very successful with clubs of that size.

they have also signed Neil Danns on a free, Mackaill Smith set to sign today for £3m according to SSN, also rumoured to have bid for Matt Mills, Pilkington and Ched Evans. All players that people on here were wetting themselves over when mentioned. I would say that makes them big spenders and making a big push for promotion, try to keep up.... Of course the reason any player would refuse to join a club is because some second rate comedian did a couple of sh*t impressions of their manager on the telly once. Get a grip pal, Sven has years of experience and has won 17 trophies with some of the worlds biggest clubs. Nah, forget that, lets go and play for Cliche Nige where his own fans take the p*ss out of his cringeworthy interviews. West Ham might crash and burn, they might not, what is clear is they are gambling on going straight back up, Cork may well think it is a gamble worth taking, at his age if it doesn't work out there are plenty of other clubs that will take him. Alledyce is a very very good manager who i think will pull it off. Try to keep up mate......

Not forgetting Liquidshokk wondering if "life is all that" on New years eve at the age of 26.

Wierd, i thought your user name R&W91 was a clever tactic to make everyone think you were 20 when you were in fact 64. As for your crisis, have a word with Supermikey, he knows all about crisis, he knows about everything, he can advise you.

Funny that, i think we should only sign players who aren't commited to the club, that way we get to keep the massive turnover of players we all want every summer and everyone, which 90% of our tranfers are, which aren't brilliant straight away can easily be got rid of.

You make sure you wear your vest or t-shirt underneath your unbuttoned shirt, their fannies will so wet they'll be leaving a snail trail behind them.

Denise Van Outen is from Essex, i'd smash her all over Basildon FFS.

Err- West Ham, possibly bigger club, better players, good manager, better chance of going up, in London where Cork us based at the moment. Leicester - making a big push for promotion, spending big on good championship players, whatever you think of Sven he has managed at top club and international level. Who would a player rather play uder, Sven ex-manager of England, Lazio, Roma, 17 titles under his belt or Nige, 3 seasons at the mighty S****horpe and one at Saints??? Burnley - Cork was there on loan, if he enjoyed it he might want to stay, who knows?? Saints - newly promoted, yet to sign anyone of note, but he can be "on the bus" FFS. I know a lot of you look at Saints with some ridiculous bias that players are falling over each other to join us but the reality is there are other clubs out there players would rather join.

No Jamie, if we cant compete with West Ham and Leicester now what hope do we have of being in the champions league in 3 years?

I said right now you moron, not next week after we have announced the signings of Scott Parker, Shay Given, John Carew, Matthew Upson and Jon Arne Riise.