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Lets be real, if you had no alligence to any of those 4, right now Saints and Burnley would be your third & fourth choice. If he enjoyed being at Burnley they might be ahead of us.

This. Although some of the morons on here wanted everyone to sing the Wheels on the bus. I think i would ban myself from ever attending SMS if this ever happened. Absolutely and completely embarassing and probably the most idiotic suggestion of all of the idiotic ideas for songs this forum has ever come up with.

Make up your own mind Jamie, FFS.

I am not 18 anymore, sadly.

LOL are you mental?? I'd like £50m but lets be real. £13m plus a 35% sell on clause, what planet are you on!!! So if in the future he goes for £30m we'll get nearly £10m then as well!!! £23m for a kid that's had a half a season in league one. Stick to championship manager son.

I'm sorry Mikey, no need to ask for fogiveness, however you're already well on the way to becoming the new Verbal, i fear you are too far down that path to be saved.

We'll be able to spot you from your fetching wrist bands.

Have you recently been on that programme then?

I never failed to get smashed most thursday nights and try and nail birds as an 18 year old, it was just the success rate wasn't very high. Probably due to my drunken chat up line of "i'd love to see your m*nge" or something equally as tactful.

Why would an 18 year old be going to question time on a thursday night? You should be out getting smashed and trying to smash any bird in sight FFS.

I am the Peter Pan of internet forums.

Is that all??

I dont really like Tennis, it's a game played by ****s, but Nadal is better to watch and also is quite good looking.

Gives all the Murray loves an excuse though doesn't it. Just like the laughable one on the Wimbledon thread that he hasn't won anything because he's been unlucky and is playing at a time when there are better players than him about.

Does anyone actually want Murray to win? I appreciate your usual suspects like BTF and everyone else that loves faliures will, but what about people that actually know about sport?

Yep.

Why would a manchester mate of yours regularly see Ricky Hatton around Bermondsey?

again, negative or realistic? Would Cortese stand there and say "no we are skint and have no money"? I didn't say we dont have money.

Do you really think he would say there isn't and we are skint?

He is a central midfielder who has played at full back rather than the other way round. So one, in the whole of world football who is a world great. I rest my case.

name one full back who has been as good in central midfield as they have at full back.

a lot of players in that mould though, tough, hard midfield general type. I cant think of a single full back and i dont mean a "utility" ie, no one decent position but can do an average job a few, type player that would make a decent CM player. A few that can do a job there, Jack Cork being an example, but none that i would think would be as good in CM as they are at full back or visa versa if it was a CM playing full back.

More than Leeds? More than Cardiff? More than Nottingham Forest? More than Leicester? More than Ipswich?

and get dinlows without a mind of their own hanging onto his every word.

err, hardly a Jimmy Case style central midfielder. Next. Cue all the clowns on here listing every player to have ever played at full back and midfield. Jermaine Wright, there you go, fine example of a full back come midfield general.