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Cortese whoo whoo Cortese whoo whoo He comes from Italy He won't give tickets for free

More layers - what Anders Svenson would have wished he'd worn I'd he went out inadequately clothed on a bitterly cold winters day

Missing leg- what Anders Svenson would end up with if he didn't get a wound on his knee treated and it became gangerous

Multiple losers - what Anders Svenson would have if he consistently backed the wrong horse whilst at a day at the horse racing

My Lemonchello- what Anders Svenson would say when asked who's yellow Italian liquer drink that is whilst on a weekend break in Rome.

Matted locks - what Anders svenson would have if he grew his hair to below shoulder length and got sweaty whilst wearing a helmet on a 50 mile bike ride

Miserable lawyer - what Anders Svenson would have if he lost a legal battle against a woman accused of stalking him

Listen Matt- what Anders Svenson would say when trying to get Matthew Oakleys attention in a noisy dressing room in their pplaying days together

Loving mother - clearly what Anders Svenson had, for him to be such a nice chap and become a pro footballer

Lairy Muthaf*cker - what Anders Svenson might have called someone if they had reacted angrily to him cutting them up on a roundabout

Le Mans - the race Anders Svenson mitt have watched if he had a spare 24 hours

Leighton Mitchell - club Shop assistant turned Corteses yes man.

I cant for one second imagine a keen follower of current affairs would commit criminal acts such as the one you suggest, even in an attempt at an act of madness.

nothing to fear from what i've just seen. Not a lot between them but Leciester better side, plus they picked up a fair few injuries, with the extra day we have to recover and prepare we should be looking at at least a draw

This.

You're wrong mate. Chamberlain will get Theos place in the Arsenal squad. Theo is just a sprinter who cant shoot or cross. Chamberlain is much better, he has a much better football brain. He proved this last season against Wallsall and Dagenham and Redbridge.

If holding people back in the ground for 15 minutes is an infringement of human rights, surely forcing them to all travel by the same method is as well.

On the UI, banging the same drum.

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That isn't very nice Mr Charisma.

I can assure you mindy (lol) there is nothing that angers me more than after enjoying 45 minutes of first class soccer having to queue for 10 minutes to eat and drink and have to strain to hear the half time scores from the rubbish PA system.

When prices get up to £40+ i may decided that top flight football is not for me. If we were challenging for the champions league (which we wont be but thats another arguement) then i would go. But i take pleasure from seeing Saints win, the idea of paying £40+ a week seeing Saints most weeks hoping to scrape a draw or catch a team on a bad day and get an unlikely win, to spend a whole season where staying up is considered success just doesn't do it for me. The standard of football might be better but the standard of my enjoyment would be worse, because i wouldn't be seeing us win as much.

What do you think les Reid is on the payroll for?

I am a bit disillusioned with the whole thing and how the club has been run. What happens on the pitch is only a small part of what makes a successful football club. THe car parking charges are an absolute scandal as is the ticket tax. I am also deeply concearned by the lack of revenue coming in from corporate sales, those areas are almost empty which means the relationship with local businsses is at an all time low. This coupled with the long queues for food and drink at half time, the poor quality of the PA system and the quite frankly rubbish pre match and half time entertainment are ruining my matchday experience.

They have been doing this for years. At the Dell a few times when i didn't get a ticket for sold out games i would pretend to be a mate who had forgotten his season ticket, buy a ticket for a tenner from the TO and then squeeze in the seats between them with them all shiffting along a bit.