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Cant see a gold chain or turned up collars though.

No one said it did. It just looks great. Although i am sure a lot of the gimps will prefer bloated, fat middle aged blokes in replica shirts clapping like demented seals.

Imagine this behind the Jamie Ashdowns goal when we go on the attack, all on BBC camera.

We need more fans like us and less of the mugs further up the thread.

I believe the last two went beyond the ballot. I'm sure you'll be alright. If not i'll be sure to send you a picture of the fat, middle aged women in a wig and replica shirt that got your ticket tucking into her tupaware box of home made fairy cakes at half time.

ANyone that does that doesn't deserve one. If you cant get passionate about this game you should go and watch Hockey.

Dont be silly, i'll be giving it the trampoline, giving them throat slitting gestures and shouting "come on then" as loudly as i can, safe in the knowledge that anyone who comes within 100 foot of me will be nicked or smashed with a truncheon.

Racist.

Glad you wear dungarees though.

I'll come over and say hello. Just look for a middle aged woman with an Italian twang drinking cider wearing dungarees.

fact

The sort of people that call Man United Manure, probably call Portsmouth "pimpley" and Bournemouth "Bompey" Utter f*cktards. No place for them if football. THe only thing offensive and derogatory about it is it makes them look like morons. Now run along East Ender. LOL @ me, see what i did there? I'm sooooooo witty and funny.

Shut up you pansy. Enjoy watching the game on the BBC, cowering behind your sofa everytime they show a skate on your TV screen.

The fact that you called Manchester United manure shows you don't know what you're talking about.

This was announced ages ago. Good news, means a lot of the women and pansies that will sh*t themselves at the very aight of a skate won't go now meaning more tickets available for us proper chaps and lovely lovely geezers to enjoy the day out minus the mincers in our fan base.

You're not wrong there mate. A lot of "fans" are only interest in top flight football. It's well known that crowds at non top flight clubs are down when big premier league games or champions league games are on tv. Very sad by just emphasises how sky have destroyed real football.

the last pair of trainers i bought were adidas Londons, they wore out very quickly. Where do you lot buy from? I look in the usual places like size and trainerstation but rarely get a bargain.

Hmm, maybe. Although most women already living with someone want to be "f*cked" not "made love to"

Depends on the part of the body. If she is talking about your hands after you've just put cream on them then it's probably unlikely, but if she is talking about your c*ck, there is probably a good chance you'lll get your hole.

Hmm, a rich man living abroad with a jet set lifestyle offering free hospitality. I wonder if you'll be asked to bring a parcel of "biscuits" back with you to give to a mate when you arive back in England???

If you didn't find it funny, I suppose you can take solace that it at least proves your theory that exams aren't getting easier.

As we discussed last week, i am still coming to terms with being around people without my lap top for protection.

Think i'm doing this one, probably be driving though. Not been to their new ground.

I seem to recall people saying this time last season he wasn't as good as when he first joined. We haven't had a settled back 4 all season, and has had 3 seperate partners in 6 games. I let you experts draw your own conclusions.

Magic Wok is a good takeaway. Pilgrim House for a meal.