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You complete and utter lemon.

Give the lad a break. I am delighted he feels he can post on here and come to us for advice. We can also nip his problems in the bud before they get out of hand. Bowers is clearly on the slippery slope (if not already there) to pussy status, the type of bloke you see in ASDA saturday afternoons doing the shopping, being nagged by his sh*t cu*t of a wife. He no doubt at one time faced the dilema bowers now faces as to if he should tell her how it is, or submit to her needy, winging ways and take her out because he feels he has to when he'd rather be doing something else. Bowers son, you are at that cross roads in your life when you go either the way of the real man that earns respect from his woman by letting her know her place, or you become a miserable hen pecked loser, fed up with his lot in life and ruled by his woman who has no respect for him, only with him for the kids and has probably f*cked a fair few blokes behind his back whilst he is at home cleaning the house beleiving she really is "staying round at Brionys for the weekend" It really isnt down to anyone on here to tell you what to do, but the choice you make now will determine your future as a strong and respected man who all your birds friends wish they could be with and fantasise about f*cking in the bedroom at your summer barbeques whilst everyone else is downstairs and unaware, or a miserable, paranoid gimp who cries himself to sleep at night wishing he was like his friends. I wish you luck and hope you make the right choice, but i fear, judging by your post today, it may be too late.

Pleased with this news, i love the proper fanzines and TBS was quality back in the day along with OTM and the UI. Good news and good luck mate, i'll definitely be buying one.

again, very much this. Plus the 18-59 year old, non replica shirt wearing males cannot be complete mugs so not many posting on here qualify.

What fabric the kit is made out of doesn't class as knowing about football.

Very much This.

You shouldn't be going anyway, that is a boys day out. Don't be so selfish and deny a decent lad a ticket, stay at home with a a box of chocolates and a Dirty Dancing DVD FFS.

I am assuming this post is a joke, right?

You are forgetting one thing. If we want to leave everything to the last minute we will, we are Southampton, we do what we want.

Sounds to me like she rules you. Sort it out son.

easily pleased then....

She should have listed getting poled as one of your hobbies then as you are in the early stages of a realtionship. If your boyfriend is indeed fullfilling all your desires of course.......

Hey Georgie, i wondered where you had been hiding. You still single?

my mate text me it last night not sure where he heard it, told him he was a deluded c*nt of course.

Please can we stop the bus "gags" now, they are incredibly tedious.

Muay thai- where do you do this?

Personally i find Deppos humour quite irritating. Yes he could be funny sometimes and even his comments taking the p*ss out of me amused me at times, but constant spamming of threads with stupid comments started to grate a bit, but it's a football forum FFS, if you dont like it just ignore it. People that run to the mods reporting posts really need to have a word with themselves.

There's no finer education than at the university of life fella.

If you didn't take your bird to football you would halve your outing goings immediately. Not only should women not go to football as there is no place for them, in your case there is even more reason not to allow her as it's a significant cost saving measure. Buy her a new iron and ironing board as compensation and tell her she can look forward to saturdays watching her Friends boxsets while you are out at the football.

You are 18 Griffo, your life should involve nothing more than drinking, football, slamming birds and going to gigs. This is the only acceptabl behaviour for an 18 year old.

Thierry Henry, wants to finish his career in England, we are interested apparantly.

So you've gone from stacking shelves to sweeping up behind cameramen?

word is we are one of three clubs interested in Thierry Henry, who wants to finish his career in England. You heard it here first people.

I've seen this mentioned a few times now, is it any good?

with or out of?