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Super Nicky has raised the bar when it comes to chairman. The only ones i would say comes remotely close is Niall Quinn as a former player of the club and Steve Gibson a fan of the club who has put his cash in, but they are a long way behind. Worst five. Ashley, Bates, Risdale, Barry Fry, Storey (Okay MD but he was running the club)
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Small and descreet ones can be very sexy, like a small one on the ankle, wrist or boobs. ANything on the upper arm, shoulder or lower just makes them look like a rough, vile tramp.
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It was neither childish nor point scoring. Someone made a statement i didn't agree with and was asked to back it up with examples. This is how a debate work Suzy.
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I agree with this. What is the point of keeping yourself in shape, looking after yourself and having a bit of pride in your appearance and well being? come to think of it why bother washing, cleaning your teeth and shaving as well? There really isn't point if you're in a realtionship and have been for ages, it's not like you still want your partner to find you attractive and not have the very thought of the rod attached to your dirty, sweaty, grotesque, badly conditioned body stuck in her making her sick to the pit of her stomach is it.
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When all else fails fails there is always the option to bail out of a debate with the standard cyber hardman gag.
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Anyone that wastes three days trying to prove for every one big money transfer that works 10 fail then lists free transfers, loans and Scott Minto as evidence of this deserves to be condescended to.
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Know as the tramp stamp. Bet it looks great.
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Turkish replied to SuperMikey's topic in The Lounge
Please explain. Are you being racist again? -
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Turkish replied to SuperMikey's topic in The Lounge
Ha mate, no i opened it at home!! No worries!! -
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Turkish replied to SuperMikey's topic in The Lounge
I've never had a real life friend before. What sort of things do real life friends do? Do you think i might one day get a real life girlfriend? I've had plenty of innernetzz girlfriends before, when they tell me about their vaginas being damp it makes my trousers swell. What is it like to see a real life one? -
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Turkish replied to SuperMikey's topic in The Lounge
I am so lucky to have a most excellent innernetzzz friend like yourself to support in this. I tried leaving my keyboard and mixing with real life human beings once before. I went into one of those public houses people speak of to try an alcoholic bevarge i have read so much about. It was all going rather well until i realised that the public house had no WIFI and i could not log onto the innernetzzz in this building. I immediately became panicky and started to sweat profusely and shake wildly. Some polite little chap came across and said that i looked like i needed a boot and he can help me out, whatever that means. I thanked him for his offer but immediately left the establishment and returned to the safety of my bedroom and lap top where i can relax and be comfortable. -
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Turkish replied to SuperMikey's topic in The Lounge
See the pattern? I come over all nervous and panicky when i dont have a keyboard in front of me for protection. -
The original point being made was that someone said for every one big money transfer that succeeds ten fail. Of course there are big money flops but to say one in ten are and to then waste time trying to prove it is just plain stupidity, especially when you use free transfers and loans in attempt to support your arguement.
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Winding me up?? It appears to be Andy Saint who is desperate to prove the one good big money signing for every ten that fail theory.
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Turkish replied to SuperMikey's topic in The Lounge
well that is a coincidence because you are on my least like to list as well. On my would like to list, excluding those i have already had one with are CB Fry Dune TDD Scotty Sue Whistle Alpine Smirking Saint Crab Lungs St Stevo and of course for intellectual education i could recieved The Helen Mirren of this forum BTF Our child geniuses Super Mikey & Andy666 Our all round god and hero; Verbal -
As someone that follows Man United quite closely he looked a good prospect the season before last, bit too early to write him off isn't it, or on that basis should we say Chamberlain has floped at Arsenal because he's only made one sub apperance where he didn't get a kick in an 8-2 defeat? So are we now talking about flops outside of Man United and Chelsea, good good. Viera, Henry, Berkamp, Anelka (at Arsenal), Berbatov & Carrick (at Tottenham), Modric, Di Canio, Shearer, Ginola, 100 more faliures please.
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I could be Director of style and half time refreshments.
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maybe like DPS wants, we should get all students in a bag and let them go in the north sea? In my exerience they are a bigger nusiance than travellers.
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check my post on the proper thread. I am embarassed by the racists in our fan base.
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Good luck Dan, get well soon kid. F8cking sickening. Hope those responsible get dealt with one way or another but his recovery is the most important thing.
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It has been a long held ambition of mine to have cronies on an internet forum.
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Dont forget he is writing of Macheda as a faliure, an 18 year old kid who made a great impact on his debut season and is considered a big star for the future. Lest we forget he cost a fortune and has not yet lived up to the hype and fanfare of his arrival Lest we forget the big money Ballack signed for, nowt i believe but hey ho, Andy has point to prove, which he isn't doing.
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Good work. If we can get over the roll of eyes and large exhale of breath everytime anyone sees you've posted on a thread and we might get somewhere.
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Quite a few of our youth have gone to Bulgaria and will do us proud out there. On the pitch I don't have a clue.
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F*ck me you have got a sense of humour, albeit a sh*t one an are capable of posting less than 600 word posts. I can't believe I didn't think This was possible but should have know better after man walked on the moon.