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With a Luke 1977 polo shirt and jeans? Although you might have to pension that off as your hero Alex Reid appears to have adopted a new label. http://www.monkeyclothing.co.uk/index.php?page_id=blog&id=48&name=!%20ALEX%20REID%20IS%20A%20WEEKEND%20OFFENDER%20!

Forgot about Morgan "i'd be better at a higher level" Schniderlin. That is 6, over half of our first XI could and should be playing in the PL. Maybe the reason we are doing so badly is that the other 5 including Hammod really are that bad and bringing everyone else down to L1 level.

even though some on here think he is worth £2m mate?!

University of Life.

we should, its actually 5, nearly half our team. There is the £2m rated Puncheon, Fonte and Lambert to Newcastle, Chamberlain to Arsenal and Lallana to a few teams. This is great news and shows we have a team of premier league players, they are just playing like a midtable league one side to fool team in the championship that we will be a soft touch when we win promotion.

Okay 3 games on loan at championship level and 6 games over 2 year at Plymouth doesn't make him a championship player anymore than Carlton Palmer, Geoff Thomas and Keith Curle playing for England made them world class players. Until he has proven himself over a couple of seasons then and only then can you say he is a championship quality player. Come on admit it, you know that your £1.5m-£2m for Puncheon was a stupid thing to say, just admit it, there is no shame in being wrong. And just so you know i like Puncheon, i rate him and think he is just a victim of the whipping boy culture we have here. Check any of my posts on him and they are always positive so am not saying this as one of the 90% of imbiciles who dont have a clue, but worth £2m? You're mental.

We obviously added a 0 onto the end of our bid by mistake.

No you are wrong, they asked to use our training facilities because they are amazing, they could have used any but chose ours, we should be proud of this and proud of how our club is viewed nationally.

This is a mark of how far and quickly we are progressing when teams from the league above want to use our training facilities.

And as for those that claim to have depression FFS, this drives me loopy. My incumbents aunt thinks she has got it, she hasn't, what she does do though when anything remotely bad or out of the ordinary happens, by this i mean her being told off at work for a mistake she has made or something simple like this that most of us deal with everyday, she then sits around moping aboutfor days on end telling everyone that will listen how life has dealt her such a bad hand and she cant face going out. Young people have no excuse, how the f*ck can an 18 year old suffer from depression? Yet alot of them seem to suffer from everything that is going. It makes you wonder how these people would cope if they had been born in Serbia and seen their whole family killed in from of them. That is the problem with a lot of people in this country, no minerals.

what about to honour Glen Hoddle everyone goes pretending to be disabled?

Cancer and aids are a bit different, but i have know a few people during time that claim to have absolutely everything that is in the news at the time! Stress, depression, OCD, Swine Flu, the list goes on. I am afraid i dont have much sympathy when it comes to people whinging about these suposed conditions. My biggest bug bear are people that claim to have stress and depression. Again like i said about about 2% of cases are genuine but stress and depression are quite simply in a lot of cases self pity and weakness of character to deal with life. We all have things we can get stressed or depressed about but some get on with it and others sit on their arse with a woe is me attitude.

FFS dont stand around in a pub talking about football as well, people will think you are trying to sign Rickie Lambert.

Of course Patrick agrees, he is mental himself! You've got to admit some people enjoy being ill/mad. It is almost like bragging and a competition that they have got more wrong with them than other people. Like all these conditions there are about 2% genuine cases and 98% people over analysing their behaviour to convince themselves, maybe even hoping they have it.

no no, it's £1.5m-£2m Jamie. Not bad for a player who 90% of this board dont rate. :lol:

and market rate for a L1 one winger that has never played above this level and whose current fan base think he is sh*t is £1.5-£2m is it??! :lol:

Sadly i wont be going to Charlton as got to do the in law thing so will up in Yorkshire over christmas, although fingers crossed for snow so i dont have to bother. Look out for me at Dagenham though, i'll be the one in full physio fancy dress acting mad and drawing attention to myself.

and one or two nutters that go in full santa costume, that is wackiness of the highest level.

this thread is mental. A player we signed for £250k, apart from the first few games has been critised and slagged off every week and is supposedly s*** and not as good as Antonio who cant get in at Reading yet now we think he is worth at least double what we payed for him and in some cases up to £2m, 8 times what we payed for him! Get real people.

and considering how s**** everyone on here said he is, if anything his value should have gone down whilst with us.

/\ as what?

Are you mental? we only payed £250k for him! How come his value has shot up by at least £1.25m considering everyone on here thinks he is s***?!!

F*ck me if he was homesick at Plymouth he wont last five minutes up there.

and another thing, 15 away games to play, 7 of which are against teams above us. Our away form isn't great and having lost 7 already this season we can only really afford to lose another 3 if we are expecting automatic promotion.

Do you also dress in comedy ties and socks?