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correct, but everyone will be commenting on how sh*t everyone was, how Hammond was poor again, how Puncheon has failed to deliver, Lambert should be dropped as he is not fit and how we will not be promoted this season or ever. Or the other end of the specturm should be avoid defeat or heaven forbid, actually win, a tub thumping 'we have turned the corner' series of posts with players who last week were the football equivilent of Satan now being hailed as Jesus and promtion is a certainty.

3 pints.

Tonight - Evening catching up with sky +, and Indian takeaway, and a few cheeky Gin's!! Tomorrow - Off shopping around lunchtime, and in the evening going into London for a meal with all the family and off to the Theatre for my wifes birthday. Sunday - Over the in-laws with all the family for Sunday Lunch and then football in the evning! You wont notice me though, i'll be in the background wearing a false moustache and glasses.

I was lucky enough to get the last few years of that place, great for a young lad pulling an older sort, many a conquest in there. Simons Wine Bar was also good for pulling the older type, plenty of 30 somethings when in my late teens early twenties, happy days

the northam is probably the worst "end" in the football league. For the supposed singing end, it generates a poor atmosphere. The songs are sung far to quickly, too much clapping like retards trying to catch a ball, a lot dont know the words properly and an incapability to sing anything longer than 3 lines properly. There is a desperation that every song is sung as quickly as possible which makes them sound sh*t. Compare the way White Hart Lanes sings "WTSGMI" it sounds a millioon times better, even at SMS when it is done slowly and sounds great, the Northam are desperate to clap and speed it up as much as possible the one time it did look impressive was MK Dons at home in the JPT semi final, the whole end and looked and sounded great, for that reason i dont understand why people were against Corteses idea fo turning the chapel into our own Kop and doing this every week, but then this is a lack of understanding of terrace culture which seems to permeate through our fan base.

and your mum.

i dont understand why he couldn't just have banged his shoulder into the wall and carry on like Mel Gibson did in Leathal Weapon. Pussy.

both.

when you first fingered a bird?

Just get your fiver out you tight c*nt.

f*ck me, how did people cope without having the internet to ask even the most basic questions?

i want to touch him in his special place.

absolutely class batsman, on top form today. A joy to watch, and he goes to my gym, see him all the time, nice fella too.

Exactly. We were unlucky against Orient but we never looked like scoring on saturday or against MKDs. We have lacked ideas and creativity going forward this season.

yep, that is the one, really bad tackle. He had looked good up until then.

to be fair he's never had a decent run in the side, in the CCC he looked until getting injured at QPR away and not really played regularly since. He looked good on saturday and him and Dickson would be a good pair down the left. It's time to drop Puncheon, i am a big fan of his and have defended him on here but he is not doing it at the moment and Holmes deserves a chance. I hope he can stay fit.

or just avoid eating so much you need to take them.

Are you sure you've not been going to SMS every week by mistake?

why? It was Davis who stopped us from losing on saturday, Adkins said as much in his post match interview, you dont drop a keeper after they have saved you a point and kept a clean sheet.

You'd play Wotton ahead of Hammond?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxVYZz0Jj6g Brilliant and underrated band.

I think we might see Holmes come in for Puncheon who really has been poor this season, Adkins seemed pleased with him when he came on. Maybe Dickson in for Harding for the same reasons. If Martin is fit he'll probably come in for Seabourne at centre back. It'll be interesting saturday as both sides need a result,although to be honest, just a goal would do at the moment.

I dont understand why people always think it comes down to money and signing new players is the answer. Wayne Rooney earns probably more than 10 times what Dean Hammond does, yet no one can fault his commitment, there was uproar when Roy Keane became the first £50k a week player yet these two are probaly two of the most committed players you'll ever see. There are many more factors than money, confidence, fitness, wanting to play for the club you are at and just generally being the type of the player prepared to put it in where it hurts. Plus other teams will raise their game when they play us, some people decribed Rochdales win here as their best result ever, i think that speaks for itself. Personally i felt some some of the players started the season thinking they'd win this league at a canter and now it is not working out like this their confidence has taken a bashing, coupled with stuff behind the scenes and a general lack of fitness both in terms of injuries and their own personal fitness is the reason why we are where we are now.

The new Paul Telfer, one of those players that goes about his job but those lacking a knowledge of football and think we should have 11 Lionel Messis and Roy Keanes dont understand it. He is off form like everyone else but no need to single him out for criticism. What we need is someone who can grab the game by the scruff of the neck and pull the team together when things are going badly, like Roy Keane. Unfortuntately every team needs one of these and there aren't many "midfield generals" around these days.

i pulled up alongside her, wound the window down and said "how much?" When she only charged me £25 for anal i knew she was the one for me. She's now off the game and the smack and we have an arrangement whereby i let her nosh me off or do her doggy style in return for her washing, cooking and cleaning for me. It's really romantic and the sort of thing that would make a great film, kind of Pretty Woman meets American Psycho.